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(grand orchestral fanfare playing)
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(music slows, distorts)
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(music rewinding rapidly)
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(tinny grand orchestral fanfare playing)
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♪ Il ♪
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♪ lumination ♪
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♪ Illumination ♪
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(harmonizing): ♪ Illumination. ♪
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♪♪
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- (pig squealing)
- Hyah! Hyah!
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(barking)
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(whimpering)
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- (cat meows)
- (laughing)
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(vibrating grunting)
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BOTH: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- (elephant trumpets)
- (grunting rhythmically)
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(Minions speaking Minionese, laughing)
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- (train whistle blowing)
- Uh
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(gasps, whimpers)
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(grunts)
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Eh
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(both laughing)
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- (laughing): Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.
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(grunting)
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Oh!
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All right, everybody, gather round.
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This is our latest, very special exhibit
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where you'll learn all about your favorite movies
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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.
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Welcome to The Magic of Hollywood!
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(attendees exclaiming)
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Look at all this cool stuff. Oh.
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Look up there. It's E.T.
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(attendees gasping)
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(excitedly): Oh, and look at this one.
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- (gasps) Keanu Reeves.
- (glass squeaks)
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(purrs seductively)
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(exclaiming, murmuring)
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And you all know George Lucas, right?
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- (excited chattering)
- GIRL: Oh, yes, he's great.
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(muffled): I'd really like to go home now.
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Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit.
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you're just gonna use it to call for help.
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(sighs heavily)
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Oh, and over here,
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oh, wow, the most important figures in the exhibit.
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Without them, there would be no Hollywood.
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James and Henry!
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Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry.
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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.
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But I've never seen, uh
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James and Henry.
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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me neither.
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(stammers)
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This is insane!
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James and Henry are legends,
and they changed Hollywood forever.
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Not just Hollywood, they changed the world.
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And their story is epic.
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- (gasping, murmuring)
- They're what?
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What is she talking about?
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You know what? Change of plans.
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Everybody, sit down. Now.
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All of you. Come on, sit down.
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Tommy. You, too, Glasses and Mr. Johnson.
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And-and-and you, too, Bubble Girl.
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(pops)
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As you may know, throughout time,
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dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming our planet,
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searching for the perfect villain
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- to serve.
- (burps)
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(Minions speaking Minionese excitedly, laughing)
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(singing “Blow the Man Down” in Minionese)
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♪ Ho, ho ♪ (singing in Minionese)
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OLIVIA: And among them was a very special guy.
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That's him right there.
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James.
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He liked to draw, paint, but, above all,
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he loved to invent stories and share them with his buddies.
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- Hey, Alberto. Look at me book a.
- Huh?
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¿Te gusta?
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Uh um, meh.
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JAMES: Ah. Uh, Eric. (Speaks Minionese)
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Huh? (Sputters, mutters)
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Hey, James! Hey! (Speaks Minionese) Okay?
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(stammering): Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.
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(groans)
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(grunting)
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OLIVIA: The rest of his tribe, however,
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they were just interested in one thing.
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(Minions gasp)
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MINIONS: Big Boss. Ooh.
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OLIVIA: To serve the most evil master they can find.
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And this guy checked all the boxes.
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Scary? Check.
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Burly? Check.
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- Super mean?
- Ooh.
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- Pout! Pout! Pout!
- (people groaning)
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(laughing)
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OLIVIA: Double check.
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CYCLOPS: Oh.
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- (laughing)
- MAN: No, no, no!
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- Pout! Pout! Pout!
- (panicked shouting)
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(laughing)
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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(panicked shouting)
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OLIVIA: He was a perfect ten.
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(laughing)
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(Minions shouting excitedly)
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MINIONS: Pout! Pout! Pout!
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(chattering happily)
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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- (laughing)
- (heavy thudding)
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OLIVIA: To show their new master how much they cared,
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the Minions did everything for him.
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(speaking Minionese)
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(James humming)
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OLIVIA: But James wanted to go one step further
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and create something truly wonderful for his master.
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- (thudding footsteps)
- Uh, uh, what? Ah.
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(Cyclops humming)
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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!
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Hey, look a! Looka! (Speaking Minionese)
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- (Cyclops sighs)
- (James laughs)
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Regarde! (Grunts)
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C'est tu! (Chuckles)
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Et c'est nous!
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(chanting): Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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(laughing)
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Pout, pout, pout.
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JAMES: Uh.
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- No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
- (Cyclops laughing)
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- No.
- (laughing, grunting)
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(grunts) Eh?
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(Cyclops gasps)
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(screaming)
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(gasps) Regarde! Regarde!
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(whimpering)
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(screaming)
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- (shouting in pain)
- (shouting in Minionese)
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- (crashing)
- (Cyclops cries out)
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Ah, ooh, ooh.
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- (crashing)
- (grunting)
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(cries out in pain)
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(whimpering)
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Uh, pull a, pull a (speaks Minionese)
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(straining)
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(grunting)
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Phew.
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(laughs)
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JAMES: Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!
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¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
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Oomph! (Air squeaking)
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(screaming)
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(pained grunting)
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(gasping)
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Ow! (Grunting)
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!
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(screaming)
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- (thudding, squishing)
- (gasping)
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- (grunts woozily)
- (gags)
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- Oh, James.
- James.
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(chuckles sheepishly)
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♪♪
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(sighs)
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OLIVIA: The Minions were banished
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from the Cyclops's island that day,
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and everyone was mad at James.
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- (speaks Minionese)
- James, James, James!
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(shouting angrily in Minionese, grunts)
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- Oh.
- OLIVIA: Well, not everyone.
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- (laughing)
- One other Minion found it very funny.
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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.
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(screaming in pain)
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(speaks Minionese, blows raspberry)
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(screaming in pain)
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Ayah, ouch. (Groaning)
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(laughing, speaks Minionese)
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OLIVIA: And that was Henry.
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- HENRY (sighs): Ooh la la la.
- (James chuckles)
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(speaking Minionese)
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Allez.
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(stutters) Hey, James. (Speaking Minionese)
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Ah, sí, sí.
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(rhythmic drumbeat)
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Uh-uh.
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
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Hey.
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(speaks Minionese)
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♪♪
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Huh? (Laughs)
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(Henry laughing)
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Mee-ta Henry.
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Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.
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- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.
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(laughs) Ooh, hey.
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- (speaking Minionese)
- Sí.
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(speaks Minionese excitedly)
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Oh, oh. (Speaks Minionese)
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Hey, oh! (Speaking Minionese)
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- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.
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(laughing nervously)
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- Blah.
- (sputters)
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- (both laughing)
- (sighs)
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OLIVIA: And from that moment on,
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James and Henry were inseparable.
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The best of friends and by each other's side
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no matter where they went -MINIONS: Big Boss! Big Boss!
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- Or who they worked for.
- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Their next master was extremely promising,
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very powerful and, more importantly, very evil.
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And his book... ooh, dear me,
it had some wicked spells in it.
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Misha stroganoff.
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(vocalizing, whistling)
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Oh la la la. (Speaking Minionese)
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(shouts in foreign language)
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Brush up! Brush up!
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(speaks Minionese, laughs nervously)
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No touch of la bookiski.
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- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No touch of.
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Ah. (Laughing)
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- No touch of!
- (yelps) Bah no, no.
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(hushed): Hey, James. James.
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Come here, come here. Looka.
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Touch of la bookiski.
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(chuckles): Oh.
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Looka. Come here, come here.
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(grunts)
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Oh.
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Bella la monstra.
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(laughing)
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Ooh la. Ooh.
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Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!
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Holy kawaii! Voy a la spell a.
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Uh (clears throat)
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(speaking foreign language)
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♪♪
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(crackling)
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- (Minions gasping)
- (soft rumbling)
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- (exclaiming, whimpering)
- (magical tinkling)
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(deep purring)
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BOTH: Aw.
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(speaks Minionese) cute-a.
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(chirps)
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(roaring viciously)
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(screaming)
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(wind whistling)
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(snarling)
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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(Wizard shouting in foreign language)
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(wind whistles)
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(screaming)
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(cries out)
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(panting, whimpering)
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Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.
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Command-Zed!
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- Undo!
- (growling)
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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(strained growling, roaring)
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(bellowing)
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(crackling)
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(Minions groaning weakly)
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OLIVIA: Once again, the Minions
had inadvertently lost a master.
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(groaning)
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Henry! (Laughing)
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OLIVIA: On the plus side,
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James and Henry's friendship became stronger that day.
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Uh -Uh (laughs nervously)
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OLIVIA: Even if it made
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some of the other Minions unhappy.
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(speaking Minionese angrily)
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(grunts)
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(snickering)
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(gasping, panting)
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(strained grunting)
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OLIVIA: Oh, this is Ed, by the way.
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He's a friendly Minion who is a bit hard of hearing.
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(blows raspberry)
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So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.
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- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.
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(grunts)
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(laughing)
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Come here.
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Huh?
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♪♪
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OLIVIA: And so the Minions went from one boss to the next.
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And there were many.
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♪♪
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(growling)
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- The Big Boss!
- (cheering)
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(toilet flushing)
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CHRIS: Uh, buddies. (Stammers)
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For favor. (Whimpers)
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Uh. Huh? Ah!
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(grunts)
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(mummy screams)
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MINIONS: Oh, Chris!
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- (pirate laughing)
- (Minions growling)
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(Minions shouting)
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(grunts)
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(pirate screams)
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MINIONS: Oh, Bill.
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(pirate screaming)
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(snoring)
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MINIONS: Oh, Patrick.
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(shouting in Minionese, grunting)
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- (bamboo creaking)
- Huh?
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MINIONS: Oh, Brian.
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♪♪
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OLIVIA: But after a while,
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they couldn't find any more evil masters to serve.
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For a very long time, the Minions wandered about,
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tired and losing hope.
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(panting)
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Okay. (Speaking Minionese)
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Okay?
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(speaking Minionese)
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OLIVIA: And that very bossy Minion there,
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that's Dick.
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He barked at everyone to make camp for the night.
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- (James and Henry laughing)
- Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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(speaking Minionese)
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OLIVIA: Now, because of their nonstop
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blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James
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to go sleep away from everyone else, as per usual.
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- (snoring)
- Which was fine with them,
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as it meant they could stay up all night
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discussing the meaning of life, the cosmos,
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their hopes, their dreams.
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(James and Henry speaking Minionese)
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- HENRY: Ooh la la. (Speaks Minionese)
- JAMES: Bank you.
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- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.
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Ah. (Speaks Minionese) Dick.
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(speaks Minionese) asparagus.
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Mick or no. Mick or no. Mick or no.
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- (laughing)
- DICK: Hey, yo! Henry, James! Sleepa!
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(growls in frustration)
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(snickering, laughing quietly)
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(Henry and James snoring)
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(snoring continues)
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DICK: Hey. (Speaking Minionese)
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Go, go, go.
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- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh? (Speaks Minionese)
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(speaking Minionese)
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- (speaks Minionese)
- (stutters, speaks Minionese)
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OLIVIA: Oof. And with that,
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Dick lost his temper again.
353
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And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends.
354
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Henry thought long and hard about Dick's remarks
355
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and decided to punch him.
356
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- (speaks Minionese)
- (Dick whimpering)
357
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But thankfully Ed intervened,
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signed for his friend to calm down,
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breathe deeply
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and -Hey. Hey! (Grunts)
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Punched Dick himself.
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- (shouting)
- (Dick stammering)
363
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Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt. (Speaks Minionese) Okay?
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- (grunting)
- (clamoring)
365
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OLIVIA: Well, this seemed like
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the breaking point -Looka!
367
00:14:46,478 --> 00:14:48,252
But then Dick saw something
368
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that would change the Minions' lives forever.
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Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!
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- (gunfire)
- ♪♪
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(dings)
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(dreamily): Big Boss.
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ERIC: Hey, buddies!
374
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,435
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
375
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,565
(gunfire)
376
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:11,573
(shouting excitedly)
377
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,175
(laughing)
378
00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:15,178
(exclaims)
379
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,917
- (Minions shouting)
- (horses whinnying)
380
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MINIONS: Bye-bye!
381
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(Minions shouting excitedly)
382
00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:27,720
- What the?
- (train whistle blowing)
383
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,389
Hyah!
384
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,496
- (Minions chattering)
- (grunting)
385
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,635
(whimpering)
386
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:40,771
(shouting in Minionese)
387
00:15:40,902 --> 00:15:43,271
(screaming)
388
00:15:43,407 --> 00:15:45,270
- (Klaxon horn honking)
- Huh? Buddies, look a!
389
00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:47,638
- (guns popping)
- (bandit yelps)
390
00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:51,608
To the train!
391
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- (bandit whimpers)
- (Minions chatter)
392
00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:55,761
- Follow him! (Grunts)
- Get on up! Get after him!
393
00:15:55,785 --> 00:15:57,685
Go, go, go!
394
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,318
Hmm? (Gasps)
395
00:15:59,453 --> 00:16:01,553
- After him!
- Come here, you little
396
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,062
(strained grunting)
397
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,893
- Hey! (Yelling)
- (grunts)
398
00:16:08,028 --> 00:16:09,233
(whistling)
399
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,498
(grunts)
400
00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:11,796
Huh? Oh.
401
00:16:11,932 --> 00:16:12,932
(laughs)
402
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:16,205
- (Minions chattering)
- (bandit whimpers)
403
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,675
(yelps)
404
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:23,641
Hey! Down here!
405
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:29,913
(whimpers, grunts)
406
00:16:30,049 --> 00:16:31,489
(grunts)
407
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,857
Buddies! Helpa me!
408
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,325
- (bandit screaming)
- (clamoring)
409
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,824
(gasps)
410
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,860
(yelling, straining)
411
00:16:38,995 --> 00:16:40,960
(clamoring continues)
412
00:16:41,096 --> 00:16:43,232
(straining, yelling)
413
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,769
(strained grunting)
414
00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:49,038
(Minions shouting)
415
00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:51,134
- What? Oh!
- (engine sputtering)
416
00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:52,608
(screams)
417
00:16:52,743 --> 00:16:54,138
(clamoring)
418
00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:55,407
(bandit grunting)
419
00:16:55,543 --> 00:16:57,278
- Whoa, whoa!
- (engine sputtering)
420
00:16:57,413 --> 00:17:00,550
(“Hooray for Hollywood” playing)
421
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,348
(grunting)
422
00:17:02,484 --> 00:17:05,556
- Big Boss! Hey!
- (Minions laughing)
423
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,084
(shrieks, whimpers)
424
00:17:07,219 --> 00:17:09,588
(screaming)
425
00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:12,860
- (Minions shouting)
- (man yelps)
426
00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:14,399
(shouting in Minionese)
427
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,566
(laughing)
428
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,068
- Uh, oh.
- Oh.
429
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,263
- (speaks Minionese)
- (laughs)
430
00:17:20,399 --> 00:17:21,670
(shouting in Minionese)
431
00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:24,005
(laughing)
432
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,374
(people shouting and screaming)
433
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:30,206
(screaming)
434
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,813
Hey, hey, look a.
435
00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:33,048
(train whistle blowing)
436
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:34,548
- Toot, toot!
- (laughing)
437
00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:37,719
- (whistle continues blowing)
- (woman exclaims)
438
00:17:37,854 --> 00:17:39,689
(whimpering)
439
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,159
(shouting excitedly)
440
00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:46,724
(panting, screaming)
441
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,496
(Minions shouting)
442
00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:52,763
(laughing)
443
00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,832
(chattering)
444
00:17:56,939 --> 00:17:58,671
(grunting)
445
00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:01,906
- (bandit screams)
- (shouting)
446
00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:03,372
(grunts)
447
00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:05,846
(laughing, shouting)
448
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:07,684
Uh, uh, oh.
449
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,113
(strained grunting)
450
00:18:09,248 --> 00:18:10,552
Oh, oh, oh.
451
00:18:10,688 --> 00:18:12,156
(yells)
452
00:18:12,921 --> 00:18:14,554
(grunts)
453
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,458
(shouting)
454
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,160
(man yelps)
455
00:18:24,963 --> 00:18:27,002
- Hey. Toot, toot!
- (train whistle blowing)
456
00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:29,072
- (laughing) Toot!
- Toot!
457
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,515
- (whistling stops)
- (gasps) -Agh.
458
00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:31,712
- (speaks Minionese) Broke off.
- Huh?
459
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,571
- Toot, toot!
- (laughing)
460
00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:35,012
- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!
461
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,412
- (laughing)
- (car horn honks)
462
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,050
(stammering)
463
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,082
- (woman speaking softly)
- (baby babbling)
464
00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:44,247
(screams) Buddies, go, go!
465
00:18:44,382 --> 00:18:46,084
Toot, toot!
466
00:18:46,219 --> 00:18:47,756
(screams)
467
00:18:47,891 --> 00:18:50,121
(straining)
468
00:18:50,256 --> 00:18:51,558
(screams)
469
00:18:55,195 --> 00:18:57,227
(giggling)
470
00:18:57,363 --> 00:18:58,363
(Minions sigh)
471
00:18:58,432 --> 00:19:00,468
Ah! (Shouting in Minionese)
472
00:19:01,835 --> 00:19:04,274
- (shouting in Minionese)
- (man whimpering)
473
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,875
(shouting in Minionese)
474
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:08,942
(clowns whimpering)
475
00:19:09,077 --> 00:19:10,306
(clown laughing)
476
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,542
(whimpering)
477
00:19:12,677 --> 00:19:14,545
(Minions shouting excitedly)
478
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,285
(screams) Please don't hurt me!
479
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,619
MINIONS (dreamily): Big Boss.
480
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,450
Phew.
481
00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:22,858
(screams) Look out!
482
00:19:22,993 --> 00:19:24,525
HENRY: Kumquat?
483
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,360
- MINIONS: Huh?
- (gasps)
484
00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:27,631
BANDIT: Huh?
485
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,360
No. (Grunting)
486
00:19:29,495 --> 00:19:32,335
(metallic screeching)
487
00:19:33,202 --> 00:19:34,634
(panicked shouting)
488
00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:37,771
- (panicked shouting)
- Stop!
489
00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:41,538
Sto
490
00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:44,076
- op!
- (train creaking)
491
00:19:44,212 --> 00:19:45,744
(steam hisses)
492
00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:50,513
(Minions grunt)
493
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,117
(plane engine sputtering)
494
00:19:52,252 --> 00:19:53,349
(crashing)
495
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,421
Toot, toot.
496
00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:57,553
- Cut!
- (stage bell ringing)
497
00:19:57,689 --> 00:19:59,894
Okay, people, back to one.
498
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:01,162
(crew groans)
499
00:20:01,297 --> 00:20:02,794
(growling): And you!
500
00:20:02,929 --> 00:20:04,966
Do you have any idea what you have done?
501
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:06,501
(speaking Minionese)
502
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:08,503
Ia Boss y, uh, conducto (speaking Minionese)
503
00:20:08,638 --> 00:20:11,202
Huh? E la toot, toot. Y la James también.
504
00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:12,437
Sí, toot, toot.
505
00:20:12,573 --> 00:20:14,304
(speaking Minionese, shouting)
506
00:20:14,439 --> 00:20:16,111
Stop! Stop.
507
00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:18,111
You've ruined everything.
508
00:20:18,247 --> 00:20:19,976
It was a perfect scene.
509
00:20:20,111 --> 00:20:22,952
All that work. All that money. All that effort.
510
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,451
Uh (speaks Minionese) No?
511
00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:25,946
- Get out of here.
- (Minions gasp)
512
00:20:25,985 --> 00:20:27,545
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
513
00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:28,586
- And you.
- Me?
514
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,087
Definitely you. Get out!
515
00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:32,997
- Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
- (Minions whimpering)
516
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,958
- Out!
- (yelps, whimpers)
517
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,868
Verschwindet!
518
00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:40,530
Let's go again.
519
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:42,004
MAN: Uh, hey, boss.
520
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,773
We're out of film.
521
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,406
(exhales)
522
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:48,107
This is not going to go down well.
523
00:20:48,242 --> 00:20:50,479
♪♪
524
00:20:57,352 --> 00:20:58,751
(Klaxon horn honks)
525
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,362
(muttering quietly in German)
526
00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:09,563
FRANK: You tell that no-talent bum
527
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:11,863
if he messes up again, he's fired!
528
00:21:11,998 --> 00:21:13,997
And then send him a bottle of champagne
529
00:21:14,132 --> 00:21:16,135
because it's his birthday. (Chuckles)
530
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:18,540
Oh! There he is.
531
00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:20,515
- Our favorite director.
- (chuckles nervously)
532
00:21:20,605 --> 00:21:21,772
Hello, Mr. Bright.
533
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:23,513
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
534
00:21:23,648 --> 00:21:25,257
- (yells)
- All right, let's see what you shot.
535
00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:26,146
(strained grunting)
536
00:21:26,282 --> 00:21:27,611
Roll the scene, now.
537
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,579
We are so excited to see it.
538
00:21:29,715 --> 00:21:31,054
Come on, let's go.
539
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,789
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,
540
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,318
we had (gulps)
541
00:21:34,453 --> 00:21:36,661
A small problem.
542
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,822
A problem?
543
00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:40,096
Is just a puzzle for friends to solve.
544
00:21:40,231 --> 00:21:42,097
Problems cost money, Elwood.
545
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,565
If this scene is terrible,
546
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:47,666
you will never work in this town again.
547
00:21:47,802 --> 00:21:49,065
But we're sure you'll do great
548
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,073
in any number of other towns. (Chuckles)
549
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:52,407
(Max chuckles weakly)
550
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:54,072
Roll the scene, please, and thank you.
551
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,448
- (film projector clicking)
- (piano playing jaunty tune)
552
00:22:01,513 --> 00:22:03,618
♪♪
553
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,089
(dramatic piano music plays)
554
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,298
(whimpers): Ooh, here we go.
555
00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:22,670
♪♪
556
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,236
What is going on?
557
00:22:25,372 --> 00:22:27,745
MAX: I know. That's what I was trying to tell you at the
558
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,880
(whimpers)
559
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,442
(Frank grunts)
560
00:22:30,577 --> 00:22:32,343
What are those things?
561
00:22:32,478 --> 00:22:34,284
Uh they, uh.
562
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,820
FRANK: You changed the whole scene.
563
00:22:35,851 --> 00:22:37,482
- (dramatic chords)
- MAX: But I didn't.
564
00:22:37,618 --> 00:22:40,451
I oh, boy, I didn't.
565
00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:42,220
It's genius!
566
00:22:42,355 --> 00:22:43,553
What?
567
00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:45,259
(jaunty music continues)
568
00:22:45,395 --> 00:22:46,890
The scene, it's great.
569
00:22:47,026 --> 00:22:48,763
It's better than great. I love it!
570
00:22:48,899 --> 00:22:51,533
Those sickly children, oh, they're fantastic.
571
00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,389
They have to be in every shot of the movie.
572
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:54,833
Uh yeah.
573
00:22:54,968 --> 00:22:56,868
(laughs nervously) Okay. Absolutely.
574
00:22:57,004 --> 00:23:00,005
I'm going to get my very good friends...
575
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:02,441
just those, uh, uh, what's their names...
576
00:23:02,577 --> 00:23:04,882
and put them in the movie!
577
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,476
(laughs nervously)
578
00:23:06,611 --> 00:23:08,784
(music ends)
579
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,920
Sam?
580
00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:11,351
Elwood?
581
00:23:11,487 --> 00:23:13,252
Would you mind playing it?
582
00:23:13,387 --> 00:23:14,653
All right.
583
00:23:14,789 --> 00:23:17,253
(playing “As Time Goes By”)
584
00:23:18,056 --> 00:23:20,623
Ah, that's the stuff, Frankie.
585
00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:23,728
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.
586
00:23:23,864 --> 00:23:26,798
Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car!
587
00:23:26,934 --> 00:23:28,767
- (Klaxon horn blaring)
- Faster, faster!
588
00:23:28,903 --> 00:23:31,238
We need to find them. Where are they?
589
00:23:31,374 --> 00:23:32,404
Get out of the way!
590
00:23:32,539 --> 00:23:34,273
Move it, move it!
591
00:23:34,408 --> 00:23:35,743
(horns honking)
592
00:23:38,716 --> 00:23:40,194
SUFFRAGETTES (chanting): Give women the vote!
593
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:41,551
Give women the vote!
594
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,428
- Give women the vote!
- Take the next right.
595
00:23:43,452 --> 00:23:45,049
They could be on Sunset.
596
00:23:46,454 --> 00:23:48,158
- Ah.
- Ah.
597
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,190
Oh, look a! (Speaks Minionese)
598
00:23:50,326 --> 00:23:51,493
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
599
00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:53,325
- (grunts)
- (speaks Minionese)
600
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:55,032
(grunting)
601
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,560
(Henry laughing) Mmm!
602
00:23:56,695 --> 00:23:57,826
(gasps) Hey, hey!
603
00:23:57,962 --> 00:24:00,196
(chattering in Minionese)
604
00:24:02,404 --> 00:24:03,432
(hocks, spits)
605
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:04,871
Oh.
606
00:24:05,637 --> 00:24:06,637
(laughing)
607
00:24:06,673 --> 00:24:08,142
(speaking Minionese)
608
00:24:08,277 --> 00:24:09,277
Eh, look a.
609
00:24:09,411 --> 00:24:11,145
(hocks, spits)
610
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,042
(laughter)
611
00:24:13,178 --> 00:24:15,384
(speaks Minionese, hocks, spits)
612
00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:17,147
- (laughter)
- VENDOR: Hey!
613
00:24:17,282 --> 00:24:19,219
- MEN: Huh?
- Don't let 'em get away!
614
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:20,522
(angry shouting)
615
00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:22,223
- (police whistle blowing)
- Huh?
616
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,020
(whimpering, screaming)
617
00:24:24,156 --> 00:24:25,472
- (shouting in Minionese)
- (whimpering)
618
00:24:25,496 --> 00:24:26,659
DICK: Huh? (Stammering)
619
00:24:26,794 --> 00:24:28,228
- (screams)
- (whimpering)
620
00:24:28,363 --> 00:24:29,698
(angry shouting)
621
00:24:31,566 --> 00:24:33,801
(frantic chattering)
622
00:24:35,201 --> 00:24:36,881
- (bicycle bell ringing)
- BICYCLIST: Whoa!
623
00:24:37,005 --> 00:24:38,909
- (tires screeching)
- (frantic chattering)
624
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,137
(screams)
625
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:41,912
(cries out)
626
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:42,840
(neighing)
627
00:24:42,975 --> 00:24:45,312
- (Klaxon horn honks)
- (gasps)
628
00:24:45,448 --> 00:24:46,809
(Klaxon horn honks)
629
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,377
(laughs): My boys!
630
00:24:48,513 --> 00:24:50,815
I've been looking all over for you. Get in, get in.
631
00:24:50,950 --> 00:24:52,488
- MAN: There they are!
- Uh.
632
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,144
- (Dick yelps)
- Get those little guys!
633
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,292
(shouts in Minionese)
634
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,325
- Quick, quick.
- (grunting)
635
00:24:57,461 --> 00:24:58,589
DICK: Go, go, go!
636
00:24:58,724 --> 00:25:00,462
(tires squealing)
637
00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:03,132
MAN: Don't let them get away!
638
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:04,896
MINIONS: Banana!
639
00:25:05,032 --> 00:25:07,169
(excited chattering in Minionese)
640
00:25:07,304 --> 00:25:10,271
(muffled chatter)
641
00:25:10,406 --> 00:25:11,800
(muffled laughing)
642
00:25:11,936 --> 00:25:13,506
(speaking Minionese)
643
00:25:13,641 --> 00:25:15,705
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
644
00:25:15,841 --> 00:25:17,442
Uh, first things first.
645
00:25:17,577 --> 00:25:18,779
Who are you?
646
00:25:18,914 --> 00:25:20,394
- (speaks Minionese) Henry.
- Y James.
647
00:25:20,451 --> 00:25:21,948
(speaks Minionese) Dick.
648
00:25:23,884 --> 00:25:25,148
- (speaks Minionese) Ed.
- Uh.
649
00:25:25,283 --> 00:25:26,763
- Soy Peter!
- (speaks Minionese) Ken.
650
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:30,125
(Minions shouting out names)
651
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,629
(stammering)
652
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,863
Is-is there a name I can just call all of you?
653
00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:35,095
Bah.
654
00:25:35,231 --> 00:25:36,299
Minions.
655
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,928
Look, Minions, my name is Max.
656
00:25:39,063 --> 00:25:40,465
MINIONS: Bello, Max!
657
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,231
Yeah, hi.
658
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,540
Okay, I'm so sorry about earlier.
659
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:47,474
So, I would like to work with you.
660
00:25:47,609 --> 00:25:49,409
We should make movies.
661
00:25:49,544 --> 00:25:50,608
- Movies?
- Movies?
662
00:25:50,743 --> 00:25:51,909
- Movies?
- Huh?
663
00:25:52,044 --> 00:25:54,015
You don't know what movies are?
664
00:25:54,151 --> 00:25:55,444
Mm.
665
00:25:55,579 --> 00:26:00,021
Movies are stories that play out right in front of you,
666
00:26:00,157 --> 00:26:04,557
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.
667
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,529
(speaks Minionese) story a.
668
00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:09,265
James (speaks Minionese) La story a.
669
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,830
Le movies? ¿Para mí?
670
00:26:10,965 --> 00:26:13,003
- Sí, James. Sí!
- (James laughing)
671
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,539
♪♪
672
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:18,541
Welcome to Bright Brothers Pictures,
673
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:21,438
where we make all kinds of movies.
674
00:26:21,574 --> 00:26:23,242
Oh, oh!
675
00:26:23,378 --> 00:26:24,813
(laughs)
676
00:26:25,649 --> 00:26:27,618
- Hello, Josh.
- JOSH: Hey, Sam.
677
00:26:29,747 --> 00:26:31,655
Perfect.
678
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,153
(spluttering)
679
00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:39,388
All right, positions, everybody!
680
00:26:39,523 --> 00:26:41,592
Find your mark -(busy chatter continues)
681
00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:43,964
♪♪
682
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:51,004
(grunting)
683
00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:54,645
Whoo!
684
00:26:59,683 --> 00:27:01,014
- (cork pops)
- (cheering)
685
00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:03,219
It's a wrap. Congratulations, everyone!
686
00:27:03,354 --> 00:27:04,615
(excited chatter)
687
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,320
(stammers)
688
00:27:06,455 --> 00:27:08,290
Fantástico!
689
00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:09,524
It is fantástico.
690
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,187
It's exciting, isn't it?
691
00:27:11,323 --> 00:27:13,761
Oh! (Speaking Minionese excitedly)
692
00:27:13,896 --> 00:27:15,924
Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm.
693
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,967
How about you gentlemen?
694
00:27:18,102 --> 00:27:20,065
- Do you want to make movies, too?
- (cheering)
695
00:27:20,201 --> 00:27:22,506
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. No maka le movies.
696
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,507
(speaking Minionese) Big Boss.
697
00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:25,871
- JAMES: Mm.
- Uh -(shouting)
698
00:27:26,006 --> 00:27:27,774
- (laughter)
- Le movies!
699
00:27:27,909 --> 00:27:30,011
Excellent. Let's get to work.
700
00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:34,949
So, I need you to act in a, mm, very simple scene.
701
00:27:35,084 --> 00:27:39,153
Here. You stay here, and I shall return.
702
00:27:39,289 --> 00:27:40,488
Uh
703
00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:41,951
- (lights thump)
- Oh.
704
00:27:42,087 --> 00:27:43,359
MAX: Okay, listen up.
705
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,793
So here's the scene.
706
00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:46,489
You see those large, heavily armed men?
707
00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:49,562
They suspect you have killed their leader,
708
00:27:49,698 --> 00:27:51,632
and they want you dead.
709
00:27:51,768 --> 00:27:52,808
(imitates slicing): Gweek.
710
00:27:52,864 --> 00:27:54,098
Uh, gweek?
711
00:27:54,234 --> 00:27:55,800
All right, I need you -(whimpers)
712
00:27:55,936 --> 00:27:58,841
To really sell the drama.
713
00:27:58,976 --> 00:28:01,240
You do a good job, and you're hired!
714
00:28:01,376 --> 00:28:04,313
You fail, it's back to wandering the streets,
715
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:05,842
scavenging for food.
716
00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:08,018
Have fun with it!
717
00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:09,185
Okay!
718
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,213
Ready, action!
719
00:28:11,348 --> 00:28:12,617
- Attack!
- (angry shouting)
720
00:28:12,752 --> 00:28:13,752
(screaming)
721
00:28:13,854 --> 00:28:15,150
Uh, buddies? (Screams)
722
00:28:15,286 --> 00:28:16,954
- (screams)
- (grunting)
723
00:28:17,090 --> 00:28:19,054
No, no, no, no, no! (Screams)
724
00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:20,862
- (cries out)
- (yells)
725
00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:23,364
- (angry shouting)
- (whimpering) Henry!
726
00:28:23,499 --> 00:28:24,499
(whimpers)
727
00:28:24,601 --> 00:28:27,203
Henry, help a! (Whimpers)
728
00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:28,436
(growling)
729
00:28:28,572 --> 00:28:30,437
(shouting in Minionese)
730
00:28:30,572 --> 00:28:32,743
(grunting)
731
00:28:33,974 --> 00:28:35,777
Buddies! (Speaks Minionese)
732
00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:38,045
- (chainsaw buzzing)
- (shouting)
733
00:28:40,847 --> 00:28:42,546
- (yells)
- Help!
734
00:28:42,682 --> 00:28:43,818
(grunts)
735
00:28:43,954 --> 00:28:45,921
- (laughing, munching)
- (screams)
736
00:28:47,789 --> 00:28:49,789
(screaming, grunting)
737
00:28:49,924 --> 00:28:51,691
- (yells)
- (pained grunt)
738
00:28:51,826 --> 00:28:52,691
(high-pitched scream)
739
00:28:52,826 --> 00:28:53,826
- Skoal!
- Skoal!
740
00:28:53,929 --> 00:28:55,398
- (grunts)
- (whimpers)
741
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,497
- (whimpers)
- Hey.
742
00:28:57,632 --> 00:28:58,632
(screaming)
743
00:28:58,665 --> 00:28:59,935
Cut!
744
00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:01,670
- (stage bell ringing)
- (actors moaning)
745
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:03,206
- Huh?
- (speaks Minionese)
746
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:05,673
Okay, that was
747
00:29:05,808 --> 00:29:08,277
(laughing): Perfect!
748
00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:10,506
(cheering)
749
00:29:11,949 --> 00:29:15,281
Minions, are you ready to become stars?
750
00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:18,816
And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen?
751
00:29:18,952 --> 00:29:21,020
(cheering excitedly)
752
00:29:21,156 --> 00:29:24,157
- (Max laughing)
- (cheering continues)
753
00:29:26,158 --> 00:29:27,590
(radio stations changing)
754
00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,475
- Honey, it's starting.
- (theme music playing)
755
00:29:29,499 --> 00:29:31,168
Oh, goodie.
756
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,014
NARRATOR (over radio): On this beautiful spring day of '27,
757
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,999
the world has never been a better place.
758
00:29:35,135 --> 00:29:37,236
The economy is forever booming
759
00:29:37,371 --> 00:29:39,974
with no sign of slowing down ever.
760
00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:41,670
People have never been so happy,
761
00:29:41,806 --> 00:29:44,614
and the future has never looked so bright.
762
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,047
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,
763
00:29:47,183 --> 00:29:49,084
the new stars of the silver screen
764
00:29:49,219 --> 00:29:51,086
took the world by storm and changed the face
765
00:29:51,221 --> 00:29:53,651
of the motion picture industry forever
766
00:29:53,786 --> 00:29:56,857
with movies like The Good, the Bad and the Stupids,
767
00:29:56,992 --> 00:29:59,361
Look Behind You And Then Down
768
00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:02,499
and They Came from the Stars to Hit You With a Frying Pan!
769
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,695
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.
770
00:30:04,831 --> 00:30:08,371
The Minions have become the kings of the box office,
771
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:10,846
and it seems like the public just can't get enough of them.
772
00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:12,372
(laughter)
773
00:30:12,508 --> 00:30:14,443
We spent weeks with the super-mini sensations,
774
00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:17,145
and we're going to let you in on a few of their secrets.
775
00:30:17,281 --> 00:30:19,349
Our boys have moved into a luxurious house
776
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,282
in Beverly Hills
777
00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:23,347
where they'll be able to enjoy
778
00:30:23,483 --> 00:30:25,454
a comfortably large game room
779
00:30:25,589 --> 00:30:26,686
(shouting happily)
780
00:30:26,821 --> 00:30:28,222
(Minions groaning)
781
00:30:28,357 --> 00:30:30,592
And an equally comfortable gigantic sauna.
782
00:30:30,727 --> 00:30:32,496
(Minions grunt, groan)
783
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:34,030
Their lives have changed
784
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:36,026
- since fame hit them.
- WOMAN: Look, Minions!
785
00:30:36,162 --> 00:30:38,243
NARRATOR: They can't go anywhere without being recognized.
786
00:30:38,267 --> 00:30:41,633
- (fans shouting)
- (laughs) Run, boys, run!
787
00:30:42,403 --> 00:30:45,206
Looks are everything in Tinseltown,
788
00:30:45,341 --> 00:30:46,746
and the Minions are always on the hunt
789
00:30:46,770 --> 00:30:49,807
for the hottest, most modern looks.
790
00:30:49,942 --> 00:30:52,311
♪♪
791
00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,880
What trendsetters.
792
00:30:55,016 --> 00:30:57,619
What fashion icons.
793
00:30:57,754 --> 00:30:59,285
And not only that,
794
00:30:59,421 --> 00:31:02,692
now there's Minions merchandise.
795
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,262
What will they think of next?
796
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,655
♪♪
797
00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:09,232
And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties
798
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,731
like the ones those classy gentlemen are throwing.
799
00:31:11,867 --> 00:31:13,300
(elephant trumpets)
800
00:31:13,435 --> 00:31:16,099
Yes, the Minions are on top of the world.
801
00:31:16,235 --> 00:31:18,473
They truly have it all.
802
00:31:18,608 --> 00:31:20,636
♪♪
803
00:31:21,778 --> 00:31:23,309
(stage bell ringing)
804
00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:25,975
(sighs)
805
00:31:26,110 --> 00:31:27,610
(slurping)
806
00:31:30,151 --> 00:31:31,421
JAMES: Bank you, bank you.
807
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:33,051
(speaking Minionese)
808
00:31:33,187 --> 00:31:34,789
Okay? Hah. (Speaks Minionese)
809
00:31:34,924 --> 00:31:37,723
(speaking rapidly in Minionese)
810
00:31:37,858 --> 00:31:40,392
(grunting)
811
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:42,160
(grunts)
812
00:31:42,295 --> 00:31:44,228
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.
813
00:31:44,364 --> 00:31:45,928
- (laughs, grunts)
- (shrieks)
814
00:31:46,631 --> 00:31:48,336
- (grunts)
- (shouts in Minionese)
815
00:31:48,472 --> 00:31:49,606
(coughs)
816
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,133
(speaking Minionese, gasps)
817
00:31:51,269 --> 00:31:54,509
(speaking Minionese)
818
00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:56,213
Para aquí, eh?
819
00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:57,508
Aquí.
820
00:31:58,343 --> 00:31:59,847
- Wow.
- Incredible.
821
00:31:59,982 --> 00:32:01,852
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!
822
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:04,554
(speaking Minionese) película. Looka.
823
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,455
(grunts, speaks Minionese)
824
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,622
- Okay?
- On it.
825
00:32:07,757 --> 00:32:08,757
(speaks Minionese)
826
00:32:08,891 --> 00:32:11,858
(speaking Minionese)
827
00:32:11,994 --> 00:32:14,797
Okay? (Speaking Minionese)
828
00:32:14,932 --> 00:32:16,459
(laughs): James, my boy,
829
00:32:16,595 --> 00:32:18,797
you have a real gift for filmmaking.
830
00:32:18,933 --> 00:32:20,334
Ah, bank you.
831
00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:23,171
Ja, you have what it takes to become a director.
832
00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:25,202
There could even be an Oscar in your future.
833
00:32:25,337 --> 00:32:27,036
O-Oscar? (Speaks Minionese)
834
00:32:27,172 --> 00:32:31,643
Ah, it's an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.
835
00:32:31,779 --> 00:32:33,449
Ah.
836
00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:37,585
And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to
837
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,881
(drumroll)
838
00:32:39,017 --> 00:32:40,153
James.
839
00:32:40,289 --> 00:32:42,520
- (exclaiming, cheering)
- (applause)
840
00:32:43,556 --> 00:32:46,229
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Bank you, bank you!
841
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,024
(gasps)
842
00:32:48,159 --> 00:32:50,327
♪♪
843
00:32:50,462 --> 00:32:53,095
Eh -(elephants trumpeting)
844
00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:54,596
Bank you!
845
00:32:54,732 --> 00:32:56,905
- Bank you (murmuring)
- MAX: James.
846
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,280
- James?
- (murmuring continues)
847
00:32:58,371 --> 00:32:59,906
Are you all right, my friend?
848
00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,070
(microphone feedback)
849
00:33:01,206 --> 00:33:02,640
(both scream)
850
00:33:02,776 --> 00:33:04,736
W-Wait, wh-what's-what's happening? What is this?
851
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,178
I'll tell you what it is.
852
00:33:06,313 --> 00:33:08,113
It's the future of cinema.
853
00:33:08,249 --> 00:33:09,546
Everyone's doing it, Max.
854
00:33:09,682 --> 00:33:13,755
From now on, our movies are gonna have
855
00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:15,657
(over speakers): Sound.
856
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:17,523
(Minions gasping)
857
00:33:17,659 --> 00:33:20,562
That right there, what I just said, that was sound.
858
00:33:20,697 --> 00:33:22,023
(exclaiming)
859
00:33:22,159 --> 00:33:23,705
- (chattering in Minionese)
- (microphone thumps, feedback)
860
00:33:23,729 --> 00:33:27,268
I have a very good feeling about this.
861
00:33:27,403 --> 00:33:29,100
- (stage bell ringing)
- Quiet, everyone.
862
00:33:29,235 --> 00:33:30,869
Are you ready, Henry?
863
00:33:31,004 --> 00:33:32,069
Ah, sí, sí, sí.
864
00:33:32,205 --> 00:33:34,011
This will be great.
865
00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:37,172
Okay, we're recording.
866
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,544
And action.
867
00:33:40,213 --> 00:33:41,852
(audio track beeps)
868
00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:44,219
(dramatic orchestral music playing)
869
00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:57,497
You disappear from my life five years ago,
870
00:33:57,632 --> 00:34:00,834
and now you think you can come waltzing back in?
871
00:34:00,970 --> 00:34:03,470
Well, no. No, I say!
872
00:34:04,106 --> 00:34:07,374
Get lost, you handsome bastard.
873
00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,271
(gasps)
874
00:34:09,407 --> 00:34:11,774
Oh, Humphrey. (Giggles)
875
00:34:11,909 --> 00:34:14,810
My mother warned me about men like you.
876
00:34:20,086 --> 00:34:21,689
(clears throat)
877
00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:24,561
Mm, baby,
878
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,363
piñata, carbonara,
879
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,127
lasagne.
880
00:34:29,263 --> 00:34:30,994
- (smooching)
- What?
881
00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:32,396
Was?
882
00:34:32,532 --> 00:34:34,300
- What?
- (smooching continues)
883
00:34:34,435 --> 00:34:35,835
(dramatic orchestral music playing)
884
00:34:35,872 --> 00:34:37,272
(bombs whistling)
885
00:34:39,503 --> 00:34:40,972
Stay with us, Sarge.
886
00:34:41,107 --> 00:34:42,442
We need you.
887
00:34:42,578 --> 00:34:45,713
What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
888
00:34:45,848 --> 00:34:47,183
(groaning)
889
00:34:49,051 --> 00:34:50,245
(cries out in pain)
890
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,750
Yeah, Sarge?
891
00:34:51,886 --> 00:34:53,886
Sí.
892
00:34:54,021 --> 00:34:55,624
Chihuahua!
893
00:34:55,759 --> 00:34:56,788
(moaning)
894
00:34:56,924 --> 00:34:57,993
(grunts)
895
00:34:58,129 --> 00:34:59,237
- Cut!
- (stage bell ringing)
896
00:34:59,261 --> 00:35:00,893
(laughing): Chihuahua!
897
00:35:01,028 --> 00:35:02,925
(Frank growling)
898
00:35:03,761 --> 00:35:06,202
(dramatic orchestral music playing)
899
00:35:16,307 --> 00:35:18,181
(glass shatters)
900
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:21,013
Oh, poop.
901
00:35:21,148 --> 00:35:22,583
MAX: Cut!
902
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,215
Bikini.
903
00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:25,984
(blowing raspberries)
904
00:35:26,119 --> 00:35:27,755
(laughing)
905
00:35:27,890 --> 00:35:30,220
(laughing continues)
- Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
906
00:35:30,355 --> 00:35:31,957
Tiny bit of milk.
907
00:35:32,092 --> 00:35:34,157
Two sugars.
908
00:35:34,292 --> 00:35:35,858
Thank you.
909
00:35:36,832 --> 00:35:38,135
Balzac!
910
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,298
This is a disaster! We've lost millions!
911
00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:43,038
- (Minions gasp)
- No.
912
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:45,102
- You know who I blame?
- Them!
913
00:35:45,237 --> 00:35:46,741
Sadly, yes.
914
00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:48,378
Get out of here!
915
00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:50,125
But we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor,
916
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:51,549
and we hope we can still be friends
917
00:35:51,678 --> 00:35:53,710
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.
918
00:35:53,845 --> 00:35:56,147
And have a great life away from us.
919
00:35:56,283 --> 00:35:58,848
(speaking Minionese)
920
00:36:00,088 --> 00:36:01,857
Mbappé de Platini.
921
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,118
(speaks Minionese) Oscar.
922
00:36:03,254 --> 00:36:04,624
O-Oscar?
923
00:36:04,759 --> 00:36:07,763
James, you're never going to win an Oscar.
924
00:36:07,898 --> 00:36:08,929
You're done.
925
00:36:09,064 --> 00:36:10,395
You're fired!
926
00:36:10,530 --> 00:36:12,261
- (gasping)
- (door opens)
927
00:36:12,397 --> 00:36:14,065
(dogs barking)
928
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,265
(growling)
929
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,536
(sighing, moaning)
930
00:36:17,671 --> 00:36:20,407
- MAX: Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.
931
00:36:20,543 --> 00:36:22,806
- Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.
- Bye-bye, Max.
932
00:36:22,942 --> 00:36:25,774
- Hasta la vista, Quentin.
- Bye-bye, Max.
933
00:36:25,910 --> 00:36:28,315
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!
934
00:36:28,451 --> 00:36:30,950
- Ciao, Federico.
- Bye-bye, Max.
935
00:36:31,086 --> 00:36:32,448
(groans) Dick.
936
00:36:32,584 --> 00:36:33,916
(grumbles): Max.
937
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:38,756
Henry, James, good luck, my friends.
938
00:36:38,891 --> 00:36:41,393
- (James whimpers)
- Don't worry, boys.
939
00:36:41,528 --> 00:36:43,866
It's just a minor setback.
940
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,196
- (crying)
- (gasps)
941
00:36:45,331 --> 00:36:46,636
(crying continues)
942
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,301
Bank you.
943
00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,635
You're going to be fine, James.
944
00:36:50,770 --> 00:36:53,606
You're going to do great things.
945
00:36:53,741 --> 00:36:56,074
DICK: Henry! James! (Shouts in Minionese)
946
00:36:56,210 --> 00:36:57,940
Bye-bye, Max.
947
00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:03,550
♪♪
948
00:37:13,692 --> 00:37:15,126
- (gate rattling)
- (Dick groans)
949
00:37:15,261 --> 00:37:16,897
No, no, no.
950
00:37:17,032 --> 00:37:18,099
¿For qué?
951
00:37:18,235 --> 00:37:20,803
(shouting in Minionese, sobs)
952
00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:22,972
(thunder rumbling)
953
00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:25,940
(groans, mumbling in Minionese)
954
00:37:26,075 --> 00:37:27,644
(thunder crashing)
955
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,807
♪♪
956
00:37:31,948 --> 00:37:34,916
(panting)
957
00:37:35,051 --> 00:37:36,479
(thunder crashing)
958
00:37:36,615 --> 00:37:40,317
Ah (shouting in Minionese)
959
00:37:40,452 --> 00:37:42,688
(Minions panting)
960
00:37:43,655 --> 00:37:45,394
(distant thunder crashing)
961
00:37:46,225 --> 00:37:47,291
(grunts)
962
00:37:47,427 --> 00:37:49,662
(Minions murmuring)
963
00:37:51,198 --> 00:37:52,802
Uh, okay.
964
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,397
(speaks Minionese)
965
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,702
(murmuring quietly)
966
00:38:07,514 --> 00:38:10,386
(sighs, speaks Minionese)
967
00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:13,489
Hey, Victor, bood night.
968
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,667
- VICTOR: Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.
969
00:38:15,691 --> 00:38:17,451
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.
970
00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:18,934
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.
971
00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:20,467
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.
972
00:38:20,491 --> 00:38:23,225
(moaning)
973
00:38:23,361 --> 00:38:24,559
(grunts)
974
00:38:24,694 --> 00:38:27,429
Bood night, James.
975
00:38:27,565 --> 00:38:29,267
(sighs sadly)
976
00:38:29,402 --> 00:38:31,638
(Minions snoring)
977
00:38:36,510 --> 00:38:38,744
(speaking Minionese quietly)
978
00:38:44,085 --> 00:38:45,148
Hmm.
979
00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:46,754
Huh?
980
00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:48,358
(gasps)
981
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:53,125
(speaks Minionese)
982
00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:54,894
Eu-Eureka.
983
00:38:55,030 --> 00:38:56,030
Eureka!
984
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:58,067
(panting, laughing)
985
00:38:58,203 --> 00:39:00,066
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
986
00:39:00,201 --> 00:39:01,464
(laughing)
987
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:02,671
(speaks Minionese)
988
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:03,633
Storya.
989
00:39:03,768 --> 00:39:05,173
(speaks Minionese) Minions.
990
00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:07,375
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
991
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,742
Bonanza (continues speaking Minionese)
992
00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:14,280
(speaking Minionese)
993
00:39:14,415 --> 00:39:15,918
(exclaiming excitedly)
994
00:39:16,053 --> 00:39:17,386
Glory hallelujah!
995
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,522
(laughing) Henry, come here, come here!
996
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,465
- (Henry mumbling) Huh?
- (speaks Minionese) story a!
997
00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:23,454
- Looka, look a!
- Huh?
998
00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:25,492
(speaks Minionese) movie.
999
00:39:25,628 --> 00:39:27,258
Un movie de Minions. Con monstras.
1000
00:39:27,393 --> 00:39:29,058
Sí, sí, sí!
1001
00:39:29,193 --> 00:39:31,361
- (hooting happily)
- (Dick clears throat)
1002
00:39:31,497 --> 00:39:32,902
¿Qué pasa?
1003
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,102
Ah, look a, look a.
1004
00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,036
James (speaks Minionese)
1005
00:39:36,172 --> 00:39:37,633
In la movies.
1006
00:39:37,769 --> 00:39:40,309
Movies? (Speaks Minionese)
1007
00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:42,075
(strains, speaks Minionese) James.
1008
00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:43,378
Era fantástico.
1009
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:45,378
(scoffs) Minions don't maka movies.
1010
00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:46,908
(speaks Minionese) Big Boss!
1011
00:39:47,044 --> 00:39:49,052
(speaks Minionese) y help a James.
1012
00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,954
(speaking Minionese angrily)
1013
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,019
Big Boss! Big Boss!
1014
00:39:54,155 --> 00:39:55,388
(grunts)
1015
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:57,160
- (muffled murmur)
- Oops.
1016
00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:59,425
Uh, scusa, Greg. Uh, all is good?
1017
00:39:59,561 --> 00:40:00,755
(muffled): Sí, sí. (Grunts)
1018
00:40:00,891 --> 00:40:02,163
(speaks Minionese) movies.
1019
00:40:02,299 --> 00:40:03,631
(speaks Minionese) Boss.
1020
00:40:03,767 --> 00:40:05,479
- (shouts in Minionese)
- (chanting): Big Boss!
1021
00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:07,629
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.
1022
00:40:07,765 --> 00:40:09,469
Big Boss! Big Boss!
1023
00:40:09,605 --> 00:40:11,135
- Big Boss!
- (door slams shut)
1024
00:40:11,271 --> 00:40:12,979
- (grumbling in Minionese)
- (speaks Minionese) Alles gut?
1025
00:40:13,003 --> 00:40:16,144
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
1026
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,541
(both speaking excitedly)
1027
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:18,841
(laughing, chattering)
1028
00:40:18,976 --> 00:40:21,751
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!
1029
00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:24,546
(band playing “Congeroo” from Hellzapoppin')
1030
00:40:24,681 --> 00:40:26,548
♪♪
1031
00:40:26,683 --> 00:40:28,758
(lively chatter)
1032
00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:31,887
MAX: Ooh, there's romance. (Imitates kissing, chuckles)
1033
00:40:32,022 --> 00:40:34,560
How's that going to end up?
1034
00:40:34,695 --> 00:40:36,729
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he's so scary.
1035
00:40:36,864 --> 00:40:39,700
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.
1036
00:40:39,836 --> 00:40:42,598
Yes, it's clear this is a real passion project,
1037
00:40:42,734 --> 00:40:44,000
and you need to make it,
1038
00:40:44,135 --> 00:40:45,800
whatever challenges get in your way.
1039
00:40:45,936 --> 00:40:47,604
Sí, sí. (Speaks Minionese)
1040
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:49,140
(speaks Minionese) advice.
1041
00:40:49,276 --> 00:40:50,410
Advice?
1042
00:40:50,546 --> 00:40:53,081
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well
1043
00:40:53,216 --> 00:40:54,314
where do I start?
1044
00:40:54,449 --> 00:40:57,353
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.
1045
00:40:57,488 --> 00:41:00,019
Um, you guys have film equipment?
1046
00:41:00,155 --> 00:41:01,850
Eh no.
1047
00:41:01,986 --> 00:41:03,957
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.
1048
00:41:04,093 --> 00:41:05,227
A crew?
1049
00:41:05,362 --> 00:41:06,754
(laughs): Crew. No.
1050
00:41:06,890 --> 00:41:08,797
No crew either? Mm.
1051
00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:12,763
And you wrote a monster movie with a very big monster?
1052
00:41:12,898 --> 00:41:14,300
Sí. (Speaks Minionese) kaiju.
1053
00:41:14,436 --> 00:41:15,836
(growling, laughing)
1054
00:41:15,971 --> 00:41:18,807
And what are you going to use for your monster?
1055
00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,541
Ah, uh
1056
00:41:20,676 --> 00:41:23,012
- (blows raspberry)
- Aha. Okay.
1057
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:23,972
Listen to me carefully.
1058
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,878
What I'm going to tell you is
1059
00:41:26,013 --> 00:41:28,181
- very, very important.
- (slurping loudly)
1060
00:41:28,316 --> 00:41:29,685
So, if you want
1061
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,216
to make a fantastisch, very cool monster movie,
1062
00:41:33,352 --> 00:41:36,256
you will need a fantastisch, very cool monster.
1063
00:41:36,391 --> 00:41:38,253
(sputters, gasps)
1064
00:41:40,391 --> 00:41:42,658
I can't really help you with that, I'm afraid.
1065
00:41:42,794 --> 00:41:45,396
But I can give you this.
1066
00:41:45,531 --> 00:41:48,098
♪♪
1067
00:41:50,033 --> 00:41:52,040
JAMES: Un-un-un cámara.
1068
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,375
Max, wirklich?
1069
00:41:54,511 --> 00:41:56,473
It was a gift from my father.
1070
00:41:56,608 --> 00:41:58,108
My first camera.
1071
00:41:59,109 --> 00:42:01,677
I'm passing it on to you now.
1072
00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:04,219
I believe in you, James.
1073
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,281
I know you'll do great.
1074
00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:09,686
And remember, a very cool monster movie
1075
00:42:09,822 --> 00:42:11,889
needs a very cool monster.
1076
00:42:12,025 --> 00:42:14,458
WOMAN: Max, darling. Come over here.
1077
00:42:14,593 --> 00:42:16,533
Good luck, guys.
1078
00:42:20,269 --> 00:42:21,269
(sighs heavily)
1079
00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:23,271
(speaks Minionese) kaiju.
1080
00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,205
(yelps) Uh -Ed.
1081
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,939
(rummaging)
1082
00:42:29,607 --> 00:42:30,639
(gasps)
1083
00:42:30,774 --> 00:42:33,011
♪♪
1084
00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:35,318
Oh -(gasps)
1085
00:42:35,453 --> 00:42:37,217
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.
1086
00:42:37,353 --> 00:42:38,614
Maka la movie!
1087
00:42:38,749 --> 00:42:40,650
(laughing)
1088
00:42:40,786 --> 00:42:42,091
(blathering happily)
1089
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,754
Ed saved the day!
1090
00:42:43,889 --> 00:42:45,286
James is gonna get his monster!
1091
00:42:45,422 --> 00:42:47,964
Oh, well, I'm happy you're happy.
1092
00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:49,158
(Olivia laughs)
1093
00:42:49,294 --> 00:42:50,876
Now do you mind if I go on with the story?
1094
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:53,235
Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes.
1095
00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:54,998
Yes! Please continue.
1096
00:42:55,134 --> 00:42:57,206
What about Dick and the other Minions?
1097
00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,738
Did they find a new boss?
1098
00:42:58,874 --> 00:43:01,470
Ooh, yes, well, I was getting to it.
1099
00:43:01,606 --> 00:43:04,746
Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission
1100
00:43:04,881 --> 00:43:08,145
of every Minion ever and find their tribe
1101
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,685
the greatest, most evil master to serve.
1102
00:43:11,821 --> 00:43:14,085
(chanting): Big Boss! Big Boss!
1103
00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,858
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
1104
00:43:17,993 --> 00:43:19,571
- (robotic voice): Attention.
- (shushing)
1105
00:43:19,595 --> 00:43:21,761
Uh, attention, earthlings.
1106
00:43:21,897 --> 00:43:24,562
Cease current activities and listen.
1107
00:43:24,697 --> 00:43:26,196
(speaks Minionese)
1108
00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,804
I am Dort,
1109
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:31,637
and I was sent here by the Supreme High Ruler
1110
00:43:31,773 --> 00:43:34,602
to judge this pathetic planet.
1111
00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,111
(gasps)
1112
00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:38,012
Big Boss?
1113
00:43:38,147 --> 00:43:41,750
But first, uh, Dort needs to find loyal assistants.
1114
00:43:41,885 --> 00:43:43,982
Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool spaceship.
1115
00:43:44,117 --> 00:43:45,888
- (gasps)
- Do you want to serve Dort?
1116
00:43:46,023 --> 00:43:47,594
- Okay, let's go home.
- (imitates flying saucer)
1117
00:43:47,618 --> 00:43:50,092
You can do this kind of thing on your mom's weekend.
1118
00:43:50,227 --> 00:43:51,725
Oh, yes, and
1119
00:43:51,861 --> 00:43:53,892
- (men laughing)
- MAN: Come on, please.
1120
00:43:54,028 --> 00:43:55,561
- Leave me alone. (Yelps)
- (laughter)
1121
00:43:55,697 --> 00:43:57,630
Guys, look at this winner.
1122
00:43:57,765 --> 00:43:58,963
DORT: Ah, thank you.
1123
00:43:59,099 --> 00:44:00,662
That's very kind. (Clears throat)
1124
00:44:00,797 --> 00:44:03,902
Are you and your burly friends interested in assisting Dort
1125
00:44:04,037 --> 00:44:06,070
in a potentially dangerous mission?
1126
00:44:06,206 --> 00:44:08,375
Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit
1127
00:44:08,510 --> 00:44:09,778
is talking to us.
1128
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:13,049
Ha. I can assure you that this is no costume.
1129
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:14,210
Um, I mean.
1130
00:44:14,346 --> 00:44:15,986
You know, it's dangerous to hang out here
1131
00:44:16,013 --> 00:44:17,549
dressed as a tin can.
1132
00:44:17,684 --> 00:44:18,815
(raucous laughter)
1133
00:44:18,951 --> 00:44:20,422
(Dort laughing mockingly)
1134
00:44:20,557 --> 00:44:22,484
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.
1135
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:26,661
A tin can wishes it were as tough as me, so there.
1136
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,359
- (men growling)
- (knuckles cracking)
1137
00:44:28,495 --> 00:44:31,232
(clears throat) I sense you are preparing a hostile attack.
1138
00:44:31,367 --> 00:44:32,498
Please stop.
1139
00:44:32,633 --> 00:44:34,367
Oh, yeah? Or what?
1140
00:44:34,503 --> 00:44:35,863
(Dort groans)
1141
00:44:35,999 --> 00:44:37,533
(man screams)
1142
00:44:37,669 --> 00:44:38,768
(thuds)
1143
00:44:38,904 --> 00:44:40,075
(high-pitched yelp)
1144
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:41,374
Whoa.
1145
00:44:41,509 --> 00:44:43,204
Why, you!
1146
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:45,110
- (grunts)
- (metallic clang)
1147
00:44:45,876 --> 00:44:47,949
(screaming)
1148
00:44:48,084 --> 00:44:50,353
- (whimpering)
- (scoffs) Now you've done it.
1149
00:44:50,488 --> 00:44:52,587
Dort was on a simple mission
1150
00:44:52,722 --> 00:44:54,120
- (growling)
- (grunting)
1151
00:44:54,255 --> 00:44:57,790
To decide whether or not Earth should be invaded,
1152
00:44:57,926 --> 00:44:59,960
and then you went and got all up
1153
00:45:00,095 --> 00:45:02,595
in Dort's facial recognition sensors.
1154
00:45:02,731 --> 00:45:03,929
Dort has made his decision
1155
00:45:04,064 --> 00:45:06,300
regarding the fate of this planet.
1156
00:45:06,435 --> 00:45:07,535
(gasping in awe)
1157
00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:09,866
Dort is going to invade Earth
1158
00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:13,201
and enslave humanity!
1159
00:45:13,337 --> 00:45:16,845
(laughs) Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.
1160
00:45:17,678 --> 00:45:18,943
Ah, greetings.
1161
00:45:19,078 --> 00:45:20,646
- I am Dort.
- (stammers)
1162
00:45:20,781 --> 00:45:22,318
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.
1163
00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:24,045
Salutations, Richard.
1164
00:45:24,181 --> 00:45:26,221
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.
1165
00:45:26,356 --> 00:45:27,816
Mm, okay.
1166
00:45:27,951 --> 00:45:32,189
Do you want to assist Dort in a
potentially dangerous mission?
1167
00:45:32,325 --> 00:45:35,094
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- MINIONS: Sí! (Cheering)
1168
00:45:35,229 --> 00:45:38,596
Great! Follow Dort back to Dort's secret lair!
1169
00:45:38,731 --> 00:45:40,501
(yells, laughs)
1170
00:45:40,637 --> 00:45:42,069
DICK: Big Boss!
1171
00:45:42,205 --> 00:45:45,038
MINIONS (chanting): Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
1172
00:45:47,774 --> 00:45:48,838
(sighs) Okay.
1173
00:45:48,973 --> 00:45:50,477
(speaks Minionese)
1174
00:45:50,612 --> 00:45:51,808
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.
1175
00:45:51,943 --> 00:45:53,875
Ed? ¡Vamos!
1176
00:45:54,010 --> 00:45:55,715
(clears throat)
1177
00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:58,082
Miso soup (speaks Minionese)
1178
00:45:58,217 --> 00:46:00,320
Yaki onigiri (speaks Minionese)
1179
00:46:00,456 --> 00:46:01,917
Edamame
1180
00:46:02,052 --> 00:46:03,620
(speaks Minionese)
1181
00:46:03,756 --> 00:46:05,458
Daifuku!
1182
00:46:05,593 --> 00:46:06,790
(crackling)
1183
00:46:06,926 --> 00:46:08,560
(creature snarling)
1184
00:46:08,695 --> 00:46:10,063
(wind whistling)
1185
00:46:11,098 --> 00:46:13,029
- (gasps) Looka!
- (Henry whimpers)
1186
00:46:13,164 --> 00:46:14,863
(creature snarling fiercely)
1187
00:46:14,998 --> 00:46:17,136
(crackling)
1188
00:46:20,578 --> 00:46:23,044
(fierce snarling continues)
1189
00:46:23,881 --> 00:46:25,914
HENRY and JAMES: Le kaiju! (Laughing)
1190
00:46:28,914 --> 00:46:30,980
(laughing giddily)
1191
00:46:31,116 --> 00:46:32,552
Yes! Yes, I'm free!
1192
00:46:32,688 --> 00:46:34,986
F-F-Freedom. (Giggling)
1193
00:46:35,121 --> 00:46:36,557
- (giggling continues)
- Bah.
1194
00:46:36,693 --> 00:46:38,686
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?
1195
00:46:38,821 --> 00:46:43,493
Oh, I got to say, it is so great to finally be out.
1196
00:46:43,628 --> 00:46:46,802
I have been trapped in that book forever, and I
1197
00:46:46,938 --> 00:46:48,211
- (squeaks)
- (speaks Minionese) monstra.
1198
00:46:48,235 --> 00:46:49,597
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.
1199
00:46:49,732 --> 00:46:51,311
- And I just wanted to... Whoa!
- (squeaking)
1200
00:46:51,335 --> 00:46:52,675
What you doing there, mister?
1201
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,207
- (squeaking)
- Whoo. (Laughing)
1202
00:46:54,342 --> 00:46:56,088
- (squeaking rapidly)
- Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.
1203
00:46:56,112 --> 00:46:57,992
- (squeaking continues)
- Henry, no, no, no, no.
1204
00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:01,614
- (sighs, speaking Minionese)
- (laughs, whoops)
1205
00:47:01,749 --> 00:47:03,317
(speaks Minionese)
1206
00:47:03,452 --> 00:47:06,381
Oh, no, I feel like I've disappointed you in some way.
1207
00:47:06,516 --> 00:47:08,757
I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I help?
1208
00:47:08,892 --> 00:47:10,585
(speaks Minionese) le monstras?
1209
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:13,762
Monsters? You want big, scary monsters?
1210
00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:16,527
(laughs) Sí. Come here, come here.
1211
00:47:16,663 --> 00:47:17,927
(grunts)
1212
00:47:18,063 --> 00:47:19,633
Que para le movies.
1213
00:47:19,769 --> 00:47:21,000
(chuckles): Oh.
1214
00:47:21,135 --> 00:47:24,103
You need monsters for your movie.
1215
00:47:24,238 --> 00:47:26,938
I know the perfect monsters for you.
1216
00:47:27,074 --> 00:47:28,339
I'll take you to 'em.
1217
00:47:28,474 --> 00:47:30,477
- (gasps) Uh, uh, bank you!
- (Henry gasps)
1218
00:47:30,612 --> 00:47:32,114
Oh, by the way,
1219
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,917
I'm Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.
1220
00:47:35,053 --> 00:47:37,352
But my friends just call me Goomi for short.
1221
00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:38,815
Oh. Soy James.
1222
00:47:38,950 --> 00:47:40,589
Oh, James.
1223
00:47:40,724 --> 00:47:42,556
Rolls off the face tendrils.
1224
00:47:42,691 --> 00:47:43,958
James. (Burbling)
1225
00:47:44,094 --> 00:47:45,890
- (speaks Minionese) Henry.
- Hey, bello.
1226
00:47:46,025 --> 00:47:47,860
Henry. Oh, I like it.
1227
00:47:47,995 --> 00:47:49,361
It sounds tough and rugged.
1228
00:47:49,496 --> 00:47:51,160
It's like, “Oh, look out, here comes
1229
00:47:51,296 --> 00:47:52,500
(gruff voice): Henry!”
1230
00:47:52,635 --> 00:47:53,864
(speaks Minionese) Ed.
1231
00:47:53,999 --> 00:47:56,103
Ed. Enchanté.
1232
00:47:57,370 --> 00:47:59,133
Oh, man, it's gonna be so much fun!
1233
00:47:59,268 --> 00:48:00,869
Come on, come on!
1234
00:48:01,005 --> 00:48:02,687
- (James laughing) -HENRY: Huh?
- GOOMI: What a fantastic day!
1235
00:48:02,711 --> 00:48:04,313
(stammers) No.
1236
00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:05,915
(Henry whimpers)
1237
00:48:06,716 --> 00:48:08,147
Wipe your insolent feet
1238
00:48:08,283 --> 00:48:11,749
before stepping into the lair of Dort.
1239
00:48:11,884 --> 00:48:13,917
(water dripping)
1240
00:48:14,052 --> 00:48:15,085
DICK: Uh
1241
00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:17,185
(speaks Minionese) le lair?
1242
00:48:17,321 --> 00:48:18,625
DORT: Affirmative.
1243
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,627
Everyone, file in.
1244
00:48:20,763 --> 00:48:22,024
WOMAN: Dort!
1245
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,427
Where have you been?
1246
00:48:23,562 --> 00:48:24,874
- (cat screeching)
- (Minions whimpering)
1247
00:48:24,898 --> 00:48:26,632
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.
1248
00:48:26,768 --> 00:48:28,101
Yes, so sorry.
1249
00:48:28,237 --> 00:48:30,671
Uh, Dort had an important work meeting.
1250
00:48:30,807 --> 00:48:33,006
But I come with good news.
1251
00:48:33,141 --> 00:48:35,140
Look what I found on my way back.
1252
00:48:35,276 --> 00:48:37,305
- Those muffins you love.
- (growling)
1253
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,079
I only like the blueberry ones!
1254
00:48:40,215 --> 00:48:42,078
DORT: Yes, you're in luck.
1255
00:48:42,847 --> 00:48:45,782
(growls) And I can only eat them with a glass of.
1256
00:48:45,917 --> 00:48:47,281
Milk?
1257
00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:48,989
(Mrs. Konikoff grumbling)
1258
00:48:49,125 --> 00:48:52,527
Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods.
1259
00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:53,829
(sighs contentedly)
1260
00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:55,759
What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman.
1261
00:48:55,895 --> 00:48:58,396
She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet.
1262
00:48:58,531 --> 00:49:00,336
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- (heavy footfalls)
1263
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:01,603
As will her cat.
1264
00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:03,667
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.
1265
00:49:03,802 --> 00:49:08,436
Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort's roommate Floyd.
1266
00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:11,347
Uh -MINIONS: Bello, Floyd.
1267
00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,409
Hey. Sup?
1268
00:49:13,545 --> 00:49:15,513
Mm, hey, Dort (speaks Minionese)
1269
00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:18,752
Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, Minion.
1270
00:49:18,888 --> 00:49:20,884
This is definitely a lair.
1271
00:49:21,019 --> 00:49:22,588
No, look a.
1272
00:49:22,723 --> 00:49:24,318
Bink.
1273
00:49:24,454 --> 00:49:25,920
- Bed.
- (snores)
1274
00:49:26,056 --> 00:49:27,056
(grunts)
1275
00:49:27,123 --> 00:49:28,694
Boyd.
1276
00:49:28,830 --> 00:49:31,361
No, no. Floyd.
1277
00:49:31,496 --> 00:49:33,897
Yeah, sí, Floyd. (Speaks Minionese)
1278
00:49:34,032 --> 00:49:35,334
(Dort laughing)
1279
00:49:35,469 --> 00:49:37,167
- You foolish, naive Minion.
- (whimpering)
1280
00:49:37,302 --> 00:49:38,973
You are actually standing in
1281
00:49:39,108 --> 00:49:40,943
a very futuristic alien spaceship
1282
00:49:41,078 --> 00:49:43,338
made to look like a dingy apartment.
1283
00:49:43,474 --> 00:49:44,805
Very realistic, isn't it?
1284
00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:47,142
Even the weird smell. That's all fake.
1285
00:49:47,278 --> 00:49:48,782
Impressive, I know.
1286
00:49:48,918 --> 00:49:50,749
(Minions exclaim quietly)
1287
00:49:50,884 --> 00:49:51,981
(murmuring)
1288
00:49:52,117 --> 00:49:54,423
Huh? But, but.
1289
00:49:54,558 --> 00:49:55,718
But nothing!
1290
00:49:55,853 --> 00:49:58,192
No. Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters
1291
00:49:58,327 --> 00:50:01,630
to, uh, report back to his home planet.
1292
00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,624
Engaging in slamming mode!
1293
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,227
- (door slams)
- (objects rattle)
1294
00:50:05,363 --> 00:50:06,964
- Wow.
- (laughing)
1295
00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:08,966
Oh, Dort is so cool!
1296
00:50:09,102 --> 00:50:10,837
(Minions exclaiming)
1297
00:50:10,973 --> 00:50:12,975
Okay, okay. Calma, calm a.
1298
00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:14,675
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka. (Chuckles)
1299
00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:16,108
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
1300
00:50:16,243 --> 00:50:17,842
- (giggling)
- Wobble, wobble.
1301
00:50:17,977 --> 00:50:20,544
(sighs) Fellas.
1302
00:50:21,783 --> 00:50:23,046
Wobble, wobble?
1303
00:50:23,181 --> 00:50:25,751
(Minions laughing)
1304
00:50:25,886 --> 00:50:27,255
♪♪
1305
00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:30,384
Wow, you're really into your art, James.
1306
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,891
You're so passionate.
1307
00:50:32,027 --> 00:50:33,154
I think you're a genius.
1308
00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:34,827
Oh, bank you.
1309
00:50:34,962 --> 00:50:36,432
(seagull squawks)
1310
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:37,792
Huh? (Stammers)
1311
00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:41,736
JAMES: Ah. (Speaks Minionese)
1312
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,638
Hey! Bello! (Laughing) Aw.
1313
00:50:44,773 --> 00:50:46,107
(gasping)
1314
00:50:46,242 --> 00:50:48,104
(Henry speaking Minionese nervously)
1315
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,470
(James cries out)
1316
00:50:49,606 --> 00:50:51,876
(speaking Minionese urgently)
1317
00:50:52,011 --> 00:50:53,174
(whimpering)
1318
00:50:53,310 --> 00:50:55,247
Ah la. (Gasps)
1319
00:50:55,383 --> 00:50:59,088
- (whimpering)
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
1320
00:51:00,656 --> 00:51:02,355
Eh?
1321
00:51:04,587 --> 00:51:07,226
Ah, phew. (Speaks Minionese)
1322
00:51:07,362 --> 00:51:09,692
- (snarling)
- (panicked shouting)
1323
00:51:10,832 --> 00:51:12,699
(grunting)
1324
00:51:12,834 --> 00:51:15,203
(yelling)
1325
00:51:16,004 --> 00:51:20,208
(ferocious bellowing)
1326
00:51:21,272 --> 00:51:23,079
(otter chirps)
1327
00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:26,879
(water burbling)
1328
00:51:27,015 --> 00:51:28,044
(chuckles nervously)
1329
00:51:28,179 --> 00:51:29,585
Whoopsie.
1330
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,248
Uh Oh, oh, look!
1331
00:51:31,384 --> 00:51:34,818
There it is, our destination!
1332
00:51:34,954 --> 00:51:36,425
(laughs)
1333
00:51:36,561 --> 00:51:37,721
¡Vamos!
1334
00:51:37,856 --> 00:51:39,755
- Let's go, fellas.
- (excited chattering)
1335
00:51:39,890 --> 00:51:43,165
- (speaks Minionese, laughs)
- Uh, sí, sí.
1336
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,799
(jaunty music playing quietly over radio)
1337
00:51:45,935 --> 00:51:47,394
(Dick sighs, grunts)
1338
00:51:47,530 --> 00:51:50,366
(speaking Minionese)
1339
00:51:50,501 --> 00:51:51,736
- Dort.
- (toilet flushing)
1340
00:51:51,872 --> 00:51:52,739
Huh?
1341
00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:54,136
(Minions gasp)
1342
00:51:54,271 --> 00:51:55,540
(shushing)
1343
00:51:55,675 --> 00:51:58,608
Attention. Attention, Minions and Floyd.
1344
00:51:58,743 --> 00:52:00,541
Dort has finally received his orders
1345
00:52:00,676 --> 00:52:02,777
from the Supreme High Ruler.
1346
00:52:02,913 --> 00:52:07,117
It's time to officially invade Earth!
1347
00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:09,118
(Minions cheering)
1348
00:52:09,253 --> 00:52:10,452
(whooping)
1349
00:52:10,587 --> 00:52:13,996
Yeah! Hey, there! There! There!
1350
00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:15,790
MINIONS (chanting): There! There!
1351
00:52:15,926 --> 00:52:20,030
DORT and MINIONS: There! There! There! There!
1352
00:52:20,165 --> 00:52:21,969
There! There!
1353
00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:26,941
There! There! There! There! There!
1354
00:52:27,076 --> 00:52:28,372
MRS. KONIKOFF: There!
1355
00:52:28,508 --> 00:52:30,910
What did I say about the noise?!
1356
00:52:31,046 --> 00:52:32,812
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.
1357
00:52:32,948 --> 00:52:34,148
My apologies.
1358
00:52:34,283 --> 00:52:36,713
(quietly): With me. There. There.
1359
00:52:36,848 --> 00:52:40,754
(chanting quietly): There. There. There. There.
1360
00:52:40,889 --> 00:52:42,917
♪♪
1361
00:52:55,035 --> 00:52:56,370
(metallic sound)
1362
00:52:59,405 --> 00:53:01,540
Attention, people of Earth!
1363
00:53:01,675 --> 00:53:05,407
There is officially claiming your planet!
1364
00:53:05,542 --> 00:53:07,281
(laughing maniacally)
1365
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:10,182
- Yeah! (Laughing)
- (Minions cheering)
1366
00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:13,213
(children chattering playfully)
1367
00:53:13,349 --> 00:53:14,684
(crying)
1368
00:53:14,819 --> 00:53:17,785
Oh. Well, hello there, little fella.
1369
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,424
Dort meant your sandcastle no harm.
1370
00:53:20,559 --> 00:53:22,024
- (metallic tapping)
- Hey.
1371
00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:24,163
- Please stop your shovel attack.
- (grunting)
1372
00:53:24,298 --> 00:53:26,593
(groans) Cease immediately,
1373
00:53:26,729 --> 00:53:29,003
or you will pay the price.
1374
00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:30,939
(gasps) Looka, look a, buddies.
1375
00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:32,473
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
1376
00:53:32,608 --> 00:53:35,809
Let's see how you fare against a similar attack,
1377
00:53:35,944 --> 00:53:37,143
tiny insurgent.
1378
00:53:37,279 --> 00:53:39,577
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.
1379
00:53:39,712 --> 00:53:41,411
No, no, no, you can't kick that kid.
1380
00:53:41,546 --> 00:53:44,049
But he must be taught a lesson.
1381
00:53:44,185 --> 00:53:46,587
And also, he started it.
1382
00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:50,023
(laughs) You are not from around these parts, are you?
1383
00:53:50,159 --> 00:53:51,291
DORT: Well, no.
1384
00:53:51,427 --> 00:53:53,259
I originate from the planet Metlar.
1385
00:53:53,395 --> 00:53:56,090
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?
1386
00:53:56,226 --> 00:53:58,565
(laughing): Right. I don't know where that is.
1387
00:53:58,701 --> 00:54:01,134
But I'm from a small town in Minnesota myself,
1388
00:54:01,269 --> 00:54:02,534
so I understand the feeling
1389
00:54:02,669 --> 00:54:04,264
of being a stranger in the big city.
1390
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,870
So, what you're saying is I am now free to kick him.
1391
00:54:09,005 --> 00:54:11,478
- (child screaming)
- (woman laughing)
1392
00:54:12,311 --> 00:54:13,577
No, you can't.
1393
00:54:13,713 --> 00:54:15,509
(sighs) Well, I should get a move on.
1394
00:54:15,645 --> 00:54:17,858
My friends and I are headed
to a protest for women's rights.
1395
00:54:17,882 --> 00:54:20,617
Do you believe women and men are equal?
1396
00:54:20,753 --> 00:54:23,020
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.
1397
00:54:23,155 --> 00:54:26,288
In that you both now belong to the Supreme Ruler equally.
1398
00:54:26,423 --> 00:54:28,590
(laughing)
1399
00:54:28,726 --> 00:54:30,427
You're so funny and cute.
1400
00:54:30,562 --> 00:54:32,494
Oh, I-I mean what you said.
1401
00:54:32,629 --> 00:54:34,164
What you said is cute.
1402
00:54:34,299 --> 00:54:35,534
Uh, pardon?
1403
00:54:35,670 --> 00:54:37,531
Come on, Debbie, we're gonna be late.
1404
00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:39,374
Did you say Dort was.
1405
00:54:39,509 --> 00:54:40,954
SUFFRAGETTES (chanting): Give women the vote!
1406
00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:42,410
Give women the vote!
1407
00:54:42,545 --> 00:54:45,244
Give women the vote! Give women the vote!
1408
00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:47,646
Bye! Don't kick children!
1409
00:54:47,781 --> 00:54:50,215
Give women the vote! Give women the vote!
1410
00:54:50,351 --> 00:54:52,613
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?
1411
00:54:52,749 --> 00:54:55,390
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,
1412
00:54:55,525 --> 00:54:58,090
slightly postponing Earth's invasion.
1413
00:54:58,225 --> 00:55:00,027
Huh? (Stammering)
1414
00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,263
You heard me. Follow Dort!
1415
00:55:02,399 --> 00:55:03,865
(chanting): Give women the vote!
1416
00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:05,265
Give women the vote!
1417
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,368
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.
1418
00:55:07,503 --> 00:55:09,067
- (stammering)
- (chanting continues)
1419
00:55:09,202 --> 00:55:10,535
Uh, buddies?
1420
00:55:10,671 --> 00:55:11,934
(chanting): Bive women da bove!
1421
00:55:12,069 --> 00:55:16,041
Bive women da bove! Bive women da bove!
1422
00:55:16,177 --> 00:55:18,444
(wind howling)
1423
00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:21,247
GOOMI: Come on! Come on, come on!
1424
00:55:21,382 --> 00:55:23,482
James, you okay down there?
1425
00:55:23,618 --> 00:55:24,757
(James speaks muffled Minionese)
1426
00:55:24,781 --> 00:55:26,784
The entrance is straight ahead.
1427
00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:29,391
(Henry grunting)
1428
00:55:29,526 --> 00:55:32,354
- (thumps)
- (speaking Minionese angrily)
1429
00:55:32,489 --> 00:55:33,490
Patagonia!
1430
00:55:33,625 --> 00:55:35,089
(continues speaking angrily)
1431
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,466
(grunting)
1432
00:55:39,596 --> 00:55:42,065
(yelps, muttering)
1433
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,503
GOOMI: I can't wait for you to meet my friends!
1434
00:55:45,638 --> 00:55:47,508
(singsongy): Watch your step!
1435
00:55:52,377 --> 00:55:54,345
And here we are.
1436
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,843
(exclaiming excitedly)
1437
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:57,549
You're gonna love these gents.
1438
00:55:57,684 --> 00:55:58,924
We get them, and then we go to.
1439
00:55:59,049 --> 00:56:01,421
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.
1440
00:56:01,557 --> 00:56:03,484
Yeah, sure... to make your movie.
1441
00:56:03,619 --> 00:56:06,520
Whoa. (Laughing)
1442
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,622
There they are!
1443
00:56:08,758 --> 00:56:10,758
Howard and Phillips.
1444
00:56:10,893 --> 00:56:13,000
JAMES: Goomi, magnífico.
1445
00:56:13,136 --> 00:56:14,265
GOOMI: Right?
1446
00:56:14,401 --> 00:56:16,064
Ed, cinema. Cinema.
1447
00:56:16,199 --> 00:56:17,935
- (laughing excitedly)
- (camera rattling)
1448
00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:20,473
Don't be scared though. They're such good guys.
1449
00:56:20,609 --> 00:56:22,975
Just try not to look too delicious.
1450
00:56:23,110 --> 00:56:24,110
Huh?!
1451
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,274
- (clicking)
- Hmm.
1452
00:56:26,410 --> 00:56:27,750
(growls)
1453
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,312
♪♪
1454
00:56:29,447 --> 00:56:30,681
(clicking)
1455
00:56:30,817 --> 00:56:33,048
- (vibrating gong)
- (ice crackling)
1456
00:56:34,419 --> 00:56:36,524
♪♪
1457
00:56:42,064 --> 00:56:43,597
(Minions grunt)
1458
00:56:45,866 --> 00:56:47,210
- (laughing excitedly)
- (footsteps booming)
1459
00:56:47,234 --> 00:56:49,000
Mega kaiju!
1460
00:56:49,136 --> 00:56:51,169
Behold!
1461
00:56:51,304 --> 00:56:55,274
(bellowing roar)
1462
00:56:55,409 --> 00:56:57,137
(yawning, smacks lips)
1463
00:56:57,273 --> 00:56:59,677
Hey, Goomi. Thanks for the jailbreak.
1464
00:56:59,813 --> 00:57:02,581
(laughs) All right, where were we?
1465
00:57:02,716 --> 00:57:04,918
Howard and Phillips destroy world!
1466
00:57:05,053 --> 00:57:06,053
Yeah!
1467
00:57:06,182 --> 00:57:08,087
But wait, I'm sorry. Quick question.
1468
00:57:08,223 --> 00:57:10,333
I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first.
1469
00:57:10,357 --> 00:57:11,625
Is that okay?
1470
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,368
- (Howard snarling)
- (Minions whimpering)
1471
00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:14,527
Guys, guys.
1472
00:57:14,663 --> 00:57:17,495
We are not going to destroy the world
1473
00:57:17,630 --> 00:57:19,527
nor eat anyone in this room.
1474
00:57:19,663 --> 00:57:21,135
Are we clear?
1475
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:22,535
- Huh?
- Not really.
1476
00:57:22,671 --> 00:57:25,238
Destroying stuff is-is kind of our thing.
1477
00:57:25,374 --> 00:57:27,736
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.
1478
00:57:27,871 --> 00:57:30,144
No, all that stuff is over.
1479
00:57:30,279 --> 00:57:31,875
We are no longer evil.
1480
00:57:32,011 --> 00:57:34,678
We work in the motion picture industry.
1481
00:57:34,813 --> 00:57:36,150
- See?
- (camera rattling)
1482
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,782
No worldwide destruction.
1483
00:57:37,918 --> 00:57:40,251
No devouring funny-looking yellow guys.
1484
00:57:40,386 --> 00:57:44,759
We're just gonna help James here make his dreams come true.
1485
00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:45,895
(dings)
1486
00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:47,694
Huh?
1487
00:57:48,393 --> 00:57:49,258
(dings)
1488
00:57:49,394 --> 00:57:50,758
Oh!
1489
00:57:50,894 --> 00:57:53,100
Okay. (Laughs maniacally)
1490
00:57:53,236 --> 00:57:54,698
Wink, wink. (Laughs)
1491
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,905
Got it. All right, we're in.
1492
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:57,698
(laughing)
1493
00:57:57,833 --> 00:57:59,736
They're in!
1494
00:57:59,871 --> 00:58:01,604
Come on, let's go to Hollywood!
1495
00:58:01,740 --> 00:58:03,539
Sí. Woot, woot! (Laughing)
1496
00:58:03,675 --> 00:58:05,776
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!
1497
00:58:05,912 --> 00:58:07,286
- (speaking Minionese)
- James, James.
1498
00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:09,550
(speaks Minionese) loco. Le monstra bada.
1499
00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:11,785
Henry (speaks Minionese) Stoppa, okay?
1500
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,981
- (speaks Minionese)
- (speaks Minionese) Stoppa.
1501
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:16,855
C'est me movie, okay? Me movie!
1502
00:58:17,990 --> 00:58:21,259
HOWARD: Howard having super weird day.
1503
00:58:21,394 --> 00:58:23,796
Uh (sighs)
1504
00:58:24,896 --> 00:58:27,197
(laughing gleefully): Faster!
1505
00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:29,096
Faster!
1506
00:58:29,231 --> 00:58:31,270
- (laughing)
- Ah. Gooda, good a.
1507
00:58:31,406 --> 00:58:32,766
Hey, Henry! (Laughs)
1508
00:58:32,902 --> 00:58:34,635
(James speaks Minionese)
1509
00:58:34,770 --> 00:58:36,539
(Henry grunting)
1510
00:58:36,674 --> 00:58:38,180
(Henry whimpering)
1511
00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:41,181
(speaking Minionese, crying)
1512
00:58:41,316 --> 00:58:43,552
(crying continues)
1513
00:58:45,418 --> 00:58:47,589
♪♪
1514
00:58:49,688 --> 00:58:51,626
(Dort clears throat)
1515
00:58:53,891 --> 00:58:55,630
(Minions laugh sheepishly)
1516
00:58:56,398 --> 00:58:58,534
(grunting, cries out)
1517
00:58:59,729 --> 00:59:01,570
(screams)
1518
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,439
- (speaks Minionese)
- (Dort sighs)
1519
00:59:06,575 --> 00:59:07,735
(gentle violin music playing)
1520
00:59:07,770 --> 00:59:09,605
(glasses clink)
1521
00:59:09,740 --> 00:59:11,976
(munching loudly)
1522
00:59:13,447 --> 00:59:15,309
Mm! (Mumbles)
1523
00:59:16,712 --> 00:59:18,019
Ah!
1524
00:59:18,154 --> 00:59:20,116
♪♪
1525
00:59:23,555 --> 00:59:24,958
(snickering)
1526
00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:26,421
(spits)
1527
00:59:26,557 --> 00:59:28,624
Mm-hmm.
1528
00:59:28,759 --> 00:59:30,493
(Minions yelling)
1529
00:59:30,628 --> 00:59:32,700
(shouting)
1530
00:59:35,233 --> 00:59:37,302
(speaking Minionese, grunting mockingly)
1531
00:59:37,437 --> 00:59:39,707
(laughing)
1532
00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:46,575
- (wind whistles softly)
- (shivers)
1533
00:59:46,710 --> 00:59:48,947
♪♪
1534
00:59:59,591 --> 01:00:01,795
♪♪
1535
01:00:02,992 --> 01:00:04,325
(crickets chirping)
1536
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:07,433
GOOMI: Ooh, is this where you make movies?
1537
01:00:07,568 --> 01:00:09,968
Sí. (Speaks Minionese)
1538
01:00:10,869 --> 01:00:12,301
GOOMI: Fantastic.
1539
01:00:12,437 --> 01:00:14,312
You hear that, guys? This is where it all happens.
1540
01:00:14,336 --> 01:00:15,978
- (laughing)
- JAMES: Come here!
1541
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:16,938
Come here!
1542
01:00:17,074 --> 01:00:19,208
(speaking Minionese, grunting)
1543
01:00:20,183 --> 01:00:21,443
(Goomi laughing)
1544
01:00:21,579 --> 01:00:23,546
(grunts)
1545
01:00:23,681 --> 01:00:25,080
(Goomi laughing)
1546
01:00:25,216 --> 01:00:28,617
Holy! Wow, would you look at this!
1547
01:00:28,752 --> 01:00:29,951
(laughing)
1548
01:00:30,087 --> 01:00:31,893
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
1549
01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:33,029
Uh, uh.
1550
01:00:33,092 --> 01:00:35,290
(muttering quietly in Minionese)
1551
01:00:37,699 --> 01:00:39,300
Uh -Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.
1552
01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:40,660
- This is great.
- Huh?
1553
01:00:40,796 --> 01:00:41,864
Sí.
1554
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,472
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
1555
01:00:44,607 --> 01:00:46,708
(growls) El a destructo la terra!
1556
01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:48,443
(laughing giddily) C'est best a story a.
1557
01:00:48,507 --> 01:00:51,577
Oh, James, you've painted such a wonderful picture
1558
01:00:51,713 --> 01:00:53,407
with your beautiful gibberish.
1559
01:00:53,542 --> 01:00:56,349
(sighs) Your movie is gonna be fantastic.
1560
01:00:56,484 --> 01:00:57,585
Isn't it, guys?
1561
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,547
(groans) Who cares about the movie?
1562
01:01:00,683 --> 01:01:04,687
I just want to eat people and chase people and-and.
1563
01:01:04,823 --> 01:01:06,556
Smoosh people with feet!
1564
01:01:06,691 --> 01:01:08,525
Exactly. Smoosh.
1565
01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:09,726
Howard gets it.
1566
01:01:09,862 --> 01:01:11,628
- Huh?
- (stammers)
1567
01:01:11,763 --> 01:01:13,865
(laughs nervously)
1568
01:01:14,001 --> 01:01:15,401
Okay, just a little moment, please.
1569
01:01:15,503 --> 01:01:16,604
(laughs nervously)
1570
01:01:16,739 --> 01:01:18,537
Uh, you and you, a word? (Chuckles)
1571
01:01:18,673 --> 01:01:20,471
We'll be right back.
1572
01:01:20,606 --> 01:01:22,803
Oh. Okay.
1573
01:01:22,938 --> 01:01:24,979
(laughing)
1574
01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:26,706
(grunts)
1575
01:01:26,842 --> 01:01:28,948
Uh. Eh.
1576
01:01:30,117 --> 01:01:31,813
(humming “Hooray for Hollywood”)
1577
01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:34,855
(continues humming)
1578
01:01:35,691 --> 01:01:37,858
Goomi, what are we doing here?
1579
01:01:37,994 --> 01:01:39,794
Back in the good old days, you were all about
1580
01:01:39,826 --> 01:01:41,024
going from planet to planet,
1581
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,431
obliterating everything in sight.
1582
01:01:43,566 --> 01:01:45,762
Now you want to make movies?
1583
01:01:45,898 --> 01:01:47,030
You've changed, man.
1584
01:01:47,166 --> 01:01:48,963
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.
1585
01:01:49,098 --> 01:01:50,465
Where's the trust?
1586
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,970
Of course we're gonna destroy everything.
1587
01:01:53,106 --> 01:01:54,740
When those cameras start rolling,
1588
01:01:54,875 --> 01:01:57,609
we're going to conjure Irene.
1589
01:01:57,745 --> 01:01:59,407
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?
1590
01:01:59,542 --> 01:02:02,913
Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself.
1591
01:02:03,048 --> 01:02:04,479
We're gonna have our revenge,
1592
01:02:04,615 --> 01:02:07,789
but we're gonna destroy everything on the planet.
1593
01:02:07,924 --> 01:02:10,150
- Destroy! (Laughing maniacally)
- (door opens)
1594
01:02:10,285 --> 01:02:13,322
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?
1595
01:02:14,726 --> 01:02:17,093
Uh destroy?
1596
01:02:17,229 --> 01:02:19,834
(laughs): Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.
1597
01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:22,966
James!
1598
01:02:23,102 --> 01:02:25,671
- (yelps, whimpers)
- Get him!
1599
01:02:25,807 --> 01:02:28,242
(panicked whimpering, panting)
1600
01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:29,877
(shrieks)
1601
01:02:30,745 --> 01:02:31,808
- (roaring)
- (gasping)
1602
01:02:31,944 --> 01:02:34,043
- (growling)
- Uh
1603
01:02:34,178 --> 01:02:35,576
- (gasps) Ooh!
- (Henry laughs)
1604
01:02:35,711 --> 01:02:38,116
(“The Lone Ranger” playing at fast speed)
1605
01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:42,120
- (sped-up audio)
- (Howard yelling)
1606
01:02:44,554 --> 01:02:46,590
- (metallic clang) -Ow!
- (high-pitched laughter)
1607
01:02:46,725 --> 01:02:48,329
(roaring)
1608
01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:49,829
(Howard growling)
1609
01:02:49,965 --> 01:02:51,864
- (Phillips grunting)
- HENRY: Hmm.
1610
01:02:51,999 --> 01:02:53,460
PHILLIPS: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1611
01:02:53,596 --> 01:02:55,570
- (grunting, yelping)
- (Henry giggling)
1612
01:02:55,705 --> 01:02:57,066
- Hey!
- (blows raspberries)
1613
01:02:57,201 --> 01:02:58,673
- (laughing)
- (growling)
1614
01:02:58,809 --> 01:03:00,941
Eh, en garde! (Speaking Minionese)
1615
01:03:02,506 --> 01:03:05,345
HOWARD: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (Screams)
1616
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,244
(Henry laughing)
1617
01:03:08,515 --> 01:03:09,778
Aha!
1618
01:03:09,913 --> 01:03:11,178
(screaming)
1619
01:03:11,314 --> 01:03:12,847
- (blowing)
- (laughing)
1620
01:03:12,982 --> 01:03:14,150
(exclaims)
1621
01:03:14,286 --> 01:03:15,593
- (song ends)
- (normal audio resumes)
1622
01:03:15,617 --> 01:03:17,224
- (muffled grunting)
- (deep laughter)
1623
01:03:17,359 --> 01:03:18,359
James!
1624
01:03:18,427 --> 01:03:20,794
Huh? Henry?
1625
01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,136
- (muffled shouting)
- JAMES: Henry?!
1626
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,891
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.
1627
01:03:24,027 --> 01:03:25,961
Henry? (Gasps)
1628
01:03:26,096 --> 01:03:28,903
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.
1629
01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:30,275
- There's no Henry here.
- (muffled shouting)
1630
01:03:30,299 --> 01:03:32,835
Uh, just us monsters, you know,
1631
01:03:32,970 --> 01:03:34,569
talking about, uh
1632
01:03:34,704 --> 01:03:39,881
uh, a friend of ours that would be great in your movie.
1633
01:03:41,451 --> 01:03:42,451
(sighs wistfully)
1634
01:03:42,584 --> 01:03:44,352
This is Irene.
1635
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:45,646
JAMES: Oh.
1636
01:03:45,781 --> 01:03:50,491
Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured.
1637
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:52,354
The coolest monster ever,
1638
01:03:52,489 --> 01:03:55,793
unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.
1639
01:03:55,929 --> 01:03:57,228
Oh, I promise you, James,
1640
01:03:57,363 --> 01:03:59,665
you've never seen a monster like her.
1641
01:03:59,801 --> 01:04:02,468
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!
1642
01:04:02,603 --> 01:04:04,840
♪♪
1643
01:04:16,046 --> 01:04:19,151
(panting, sighing)
1644
01:04:20,621 --> 01:04:22,858
♪♪
1645
01:04:25,793 --> 01:04:28,892
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.
1646
01:04:29,028 --> 01:04:30,761
GOOMI (laughs): Okay.
1647
01:04:30,897 --> 01:04:32,500
The big day has arrived.
1648
01:04:32,635 --> 01:04:34,068
And I have good news.
1649
01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:36,203
Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat.
1650
01:04:36,267 --> 01:04:37,972
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.
1651
01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:40,372
And he said he's sorry for being such a do ink,
1652
01:04:40,508 --> 01:04:43,342
and also that the scene we're about to do, you know,
1653
01:04:43,478 --> 01:04:46,114
when Irene arrives, he thinks it's missing something.
1654
01:04:46,249 --> 01:04:49,011
- Huh? (Speaks Minionese)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
1655
01:04:49,147 --> 01:04:51,282
But Henry had a solution.
1656
01:04:51,417 --> 01:04:53,652
What if, when the monster first comes out,
1657
01:04:53,787 --> 01:04:55,253
she eats a victim
1658
01:04:55,388 --> 01:04:57,792
to let the audience know that she means business.
1659
01:04:57,928 --> 01:05:00,895
And better yet, Henry has volunteered
1660
01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:04,960
to play the part of the first sacrifice!
1661
01:05:05,095 --> 01:05:07,130
(muffled pleading)
1662
01:05:07,265 --> 01:05:09,099
(gasps, laughs) Henry! Bank you!
1663
01:05:09,234 --> 01:05:10,937
(muffled): Mm-mm, mm-mm!
1664
01:05:11,072 --> 01:05:12,799
GOOMI: Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?
1665
01:05:12,935 --> 01:05:15,201
- He's really getting into the part.
- Aw.
1666
01:05:15,337 --> 01:05:17,510
(sighs) Well, James.
1667
01:05:17,645 --> 01:05:19,140
Jim. Jimmy.
1668
01:05:19,276 --> 01:05:20,675
- Jimothy.
- (yelps)
1669
01:05:20,810 --> 01:05:24,419
Are you ready to start making your first movie?
1670
01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:25,913
Sí, sí. (Laughing)
1671
01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:28,885
By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene?
1672
01:05:29,021 --> 01:05:30,221
Th-This is your project.
1673
01:05:30,356 --> 01:05:31,670
I don't want to step on any toes.
1674
01:05:31,694 --> 01:05:34,160
No problemo. Lumiosa!
1675
01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:36,091
Sonos!
1676
01:05:36,226 --> 01:05:37,561
(microphone feedback)
1677
01:05:37,697 --> 01:05:38,995
Y smoka!
1678
01:05:39,131 --> 01:05:41,235
Minions y Monstras.
1679
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:42,568
Uno!
1680
01:05:42,703 --> 01:05:44,940
♪♪
1681
01:05:46,237 --> 01:05:47,805
(Goomi laughing maniacally)
1682
01:05:47,941 --> 01:05:50,911
The end is finally here.
1683
01:05:51,046 --> 01:05:53,977
Earth is living its last moments.
1684
01:05:54,112 --> 01:05:56,478
The monsters are back
1685
01:05:56,614 --> 01:05:58,787
- with a vengeance!
- (thunder cracking)
1686
01:05:58,922 --> 01:06:04,918
The time for Irene has come again!
1687
01:06:05,054 --> 01:06:06,487
Rahlia!
1688
01:06:06,622 --> 01:06:09,195
- Yogsogoth!
- (soft whooshing)
1689
01:06:10,064 --> 01:06:11,865
- Flitahgen!
- (crackling)
1690
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,567
- Carbonica!
- (whooshing)
1691
01:06:14,702 --> 01:06:18,138
Alea Iacta Est!
1692
01:06:18,807 --> 01:06:22,604
Mercurio Sulubidis!
1693
01:06:24,274 --> 01:06:28,643
Cardamen Macchiato!
1694
01:06:34,084 --> 01:06:36,321
♪♪
1695
01:06:39,892 --> 01:06:41,355
(exclaims)
1696
01:06:41,490 --> 01:06:45,698
Welcome, the all-consuming,
1697
01:06:45,834 --> 01:06:48,667
all-powerful Irene!
1698
01:06:48,802 --> 01:06:50,337
(low growl)
1699
01:06:50,473 --> 01:06:52,132
(thuds)
1700
01:06:52,268 --> 01:06:54,938
(low burbling)
1701
01:06:55,074 --> 01:06:56,543
PHILLIPS: Irene!
1702
01:06:56,678 --> 01:06:58,075
(gasps, exhales)
1703
01:06:58,211 --> 01:07:00,780
Wow, you're so beautiful!
1704
01:07:00,915 --> 01:07:03,913
So big, so orange, so.
1705
01:07:04,048 --> 01:07:07,422
G-G-Gooey!
1706
01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:09,724
Now feed, Irene!
1707
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:12,793
Feast on our modest offering
1708
01:07:12,928 --> 01:07:15,529
and go forth into the world!
1709
01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:16,993
♪♪
1710
01:07:17,128 --> 01:07:18,191
(muffled shouting)
1711
01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:20,834
(low growl)
1712
01:07:20,969 --> 01:07:23,331
(muffled shouting continues)
1713
01:07:23,467 --> 01:07:25,606
C'est good a! Gooda, Henry!
1714
01:07:25,742 --> 01:07:27,471
(strained grunting)
1715
01:07:28,272 --> 01:07:30,537
(yelling, grunting)
1716
01:07:30,673 --> 01:07:33,114
- (grunts)
- (Irene bellowing)
1717
01:07:34,511 --> 01:07:35,813
- (crashing)
- (whimpering)
1718
01:07:35,948 --> 01:07:37,652
(exclaims)
1719
01:07:37,787 --> 01:07:39,949
(panting, whimpering)
1720
01:07:40,084 --> 01:07:41,518
(screams)
1721
01:07:45,958 --> 01:07:47,627
(grunting)
1722
01:07:47,762 --> 01:07:48,793
(panting)
1723
01:07:48,928 --> 01:07:50,630
James! Helpa me!
1724
01:07:50,765 --> 01:07:52,193
Huh? Helpa?
1725
01:07:52,328 --> 01:07:53,901
But por qué help a?
1726
01:07:54,037 --> 01:07:55,433
- (Irene bellowing)
- (screams)
1727
01:07:58,433 --> 01:08:00,508
(grunting) James!
1728
01:08:00,643 --> 01:08:01,870
Uh, no, no!
1729
01:08:02,006 --> 01:08:03,170
Stoppa!
1730
01:08:03,306 --> 01:08:04,910
Irene, stoppa!
1731
01:08:05,045 --> 01:08:07,146
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!
1732
01:08:07,282 --> 01:08:09,745
GOOMI: Stop? I'm not gonna stop.
1733
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,285
I've been waiting for this moment for eons.
1734
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:16,115
Irene is going to devour everything and everyone.
1735
01:08:16,251 --> 01:08:17,991
No!
1736
01:08:18,127 --> 01:08:19,626
- (low roaring)
- (whimpering)
1737
01:08:19,761 --> 01:08:21,521
(panting)
1738
01:08:21,656 --> 01:08:24,099
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1739
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,467
Henry! Oh, oh, no!
1740
01:08:32,873 --> 01:08:34,136
(gasping)
1741
01:08:34,272 --> 01:08:36,870
(screaming, yelling)
1742
01:08:43,512 --> 01:08:45,715
(panicked screaming)
1743
01:08:46,752 --> 01:08:49,218
- (panicked screaming continues)
- (horns honking)
1744
01:08:49,353 --> 01:08:51,225
(panting, whimpering)
1745
01:08:53,289 --> 01:08:54,591
(whistles)
1746
01:08:55,724 --> 01:08:57,664
(panicked screaming, shouting)
1747
01:08:57,799 --> 01:08:59,332
Henry! Uh
1748
01:09:00,495 --> 01:09:01,963
(yells, whimpers)
1749
01:09:02,099 --> 01:09:03,198
(growls)
1750
01:09:03,334 --> 01:09:04,605
(grunting rhythmically)
1751
01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:05,771
(dog barks)
1752
01:09:05,906 --> 01:09:07,071
(woman screams)
1753
01:09:07,207 --> 01:09:08,907
(Debbie sighs contentedly)
1754
01:09:09,043 --> 01:09:10,506
That was super fun.
1755
01:09:10,642 --> 01:09:13,307
What a perfect day this has been.
1756
01:09:13,442 --> 01:09:14,813
Thank you so much.
1757
01:09:14,948 --> 01:09:16,883
Oh. Oh, no.
1758
01:09:17,018 --> 01:09:19,250
No, no. No. Thank you.
1759
01:09:19,385 --> 01:09:21,321
I really like you, Dort. You're
1760
01:09:21,456 --> 01:09:23,984
you're not like the other men that I know.
1761
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:27,862
Mm. You mean Dort is not all about suppressing feelings
1762
01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:30,097
to avoid appearing vulnerable?
1763
01:09:30,233 --> 01:09:32,792
Well, yes, but more like, with you
1764
01:09:32,928 --> 01:09:36,637
well, I-I feel respected and listened to.
1765
01:09:36,772 --> 01:09:39,166
Aw, Debbie.
1766
01:09:39,301 --> 01:09:41,176
Dort.
1767
01:09:42,074 --> 01:09:44,311
♪♪
1768
01:09:45,913 --> 01:09:47,079
(whooshing)
1769
01:09:47,214 --> 01:09:48,749
- (crashing)
- (gasps)
1770
01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:50,911
(panicked screaming)
1771
01:09:53,722 --> 01:09:54,514
(gasps)
1772
01:09:54,650 --> 01:09:56,251
(speaks Minionese, gasps)
1773
01:09:56,386 --> 01:09:58,759
(Henry screaming)
1774
01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:01,259
(yelps, whimpering)
1775
01:10:01,394 --> 01:10:02,994
(stammers) C'est la Henry!
1776
01:10:03,130 --> 01:10:04,996
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!
1777
01:10:05,131 --> 01:10:06,132
Help buddy, buddy.
1778
01:10:06,267 --> 01:10:08,098
- DORT: Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!
1779
01:10:08,234 --> 01:10:09,567
Look at that thing!
1780
01:10:09,703 --> 01:10:12,069
Well, he's no match for my robot boyfriend.
1781
01:10:12,204 --> 01:10:14,741
Go! Get him, baby!
1782
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,338
Um, yes, yes.
1783
01:10:16,474 --> 01:10:19,308
But that thing i-is huge!
1784
01:10:19,444 --> 01:10:22,077
Uh, I, um (clears throat)
1785
01:10:22,212 --> 01:10:23,377
Okay.
1786
01:10:23,512 --> 01:10:25,313
(Dort whimpering)
1787
01:10:25,449 --> 01:10:27,215
- Dort?
- Dort?
1788
01:10:27,350 --> 01:10:29,323
(Dort grunting)
1789
01:10:30,953 --> 01:10:33,090
- (metallic thud)
- (cat yowls) -Dort!
1790
01:10:33,225 --> 01:10:34,359
Uh, uh -Hmm?
1791
01:10:34,495 --> 01:10:36,126
Buddies. (Speaks Minionese) Dort.
1792
01:10:36,261 --> 01:10:37,424
Y tú. Helpa Henry!
1793
01:10:37,559 --> 01:10:38,963
Huh? Helpa Henry?
1794
01:10:39,098 --> 01:10:41,230
Sí, help a Henry!
1795
01:10:41,365 --> 01:10:42,631
(growls) Buddies!
1796
01:10:42,767 --> 01:10:45,531
- Helpa Henry!
- (shouting in Minionese)
1797
01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:48,573
(panicked screaming)
1798
01:10:51,913 --> 01:10:53,943
(woman grunting)
1799
01:10:54,079 --> 01:10:55,377
(yells)
1800
01:10:55,512 --> 01:10:57,010
(laughing maniacally)
1801
01:10:57,145 --> 01:10:59,485
- (woman grunting)
- (continues laughing)
1802
01:11:00,353 --> 01:11:01,916
(distorted Klaxon horn honking)
1803
01:11:03,954 --> 01:11:06,727
- (panicked screaming)
- (Henry yelling)
1804
01:11:06,862 --> 01:11:08,362
(tires screech)
1805
01:11:09,164 --> 01:11:12,359
On my command, prepare to fire!
1806
01:11:12,494 --> 01:11:14,733
(growling)
1807
01:11:14,869 --> 01:11:15,869
And, uh
1808
01:11:15,898 --> 01:11:20,105
- (deep bellowing)
- (screaming)
1809
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,607
Fall back! Fall back!
1810
01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:26,712
(panting) Huh?
1811
01:11:26,848 --> 01:11:27,942
(growls)
1812
01:11:29,645 --> 01:11:32,485
(laughing, hooting)
1813
01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:36,652
- (laughing) Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.
1814
01:11:36,788 --> 01:11:39,760
Uh, uh, uh, uh -(metallic clanging)
1815
01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:41,626
Hmph. (Growls)
1816
01:11:42,259 --> 01:11:43,324
Meow.
1817
01:11:43,459 --> 01:11:44,693
(grunting)
1818
01:11:44,829 --> 01:11:46,834
(smacks lips, laughs maniacally)
1819
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:49,199
(speaking Minionese)
1820
01:11:49,335 --> 01:11:51,304
(cheering, yelling)
1821
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,074
DEBBIE: Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!
1822
01:11:53,209 --> 01:11:55,068
- (Minions panting)
- Dort!
1823
01:11:56,071 --> 01:11:58,042
DEBBIE: Where are we going? (Yells)
1824
01:11:58,177 --> 01:11:59,641
(panting)
1825
01:11:59,776 --> 01:12:01,946
- (door slams shut)
- Dort!
1826
01:12:02,081 --> 01:12:03,245
Opena!
1827
01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:05,386
(Dick grunting)
1828
01:12:06,151 --> 01:12:07,287
Huh?
1829
01:12:07,423 --> 01:12:09,819
- (high-pitched whirring)
- (exclaims)
1830
01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:13,493
(shouting in Minionese)
1831
01:12:14,363 --> 01:12:15,692
- (speaks Minionese)
- (yelps)
1832
01:12:15,828 --> 01:12:18,399
- (panting, speaks Minionese)
- (screams)
1833
01:12:19,199 --> 01:12:20,567
(grunts) Phew.
1834
01:12:20,702 --> 01:12:22,174
- Hey, what are you doing?
- (grunting) Ouch! Ouch!
1835
01:12:22,198 --> 01:12:24,078
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch! (Screams)
1836
01:12:24,171 --> 01:12:27,005
(panicked panting)
1837
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:28,204
(muffled grunts)
1838
01:12:28,339 --> 01:12:29,843
(screaming)
1839
01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:31,406
(yelling)
1840
01:12:31,541 --> 01:12:33,880
(muffled yelling)
1841
01:12:34,015 --> 01:12:35,511
(laughs) Henry.
1842
01:12:35,646 --> 01:12:37,214
So I guess this is the end.
1843
01:12:37,349 --> 01:12:39,449
Irene, finish him!
1844
01:12:39,584 --> 01:12:41,283
HENRY: Huh? (Stammering)
1845
01:12:41,418 --> 01:12:42,885
(gasping)
1846
01:12:43,925 --> 01:12:45,921
Oh!
1847
01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:49,892
- (tires screeching)
- No, no, no, no, no!
1848
01:12:52,594 --> 01:12:55,528
(screaming)
1849
01:12:55,663 --> 01:12:57,067
(muffled grunt)
1850
01:12:57,202 --> 01:12:58,371
Henry!
1851
01:12:58,506 --> 01:13:00,738
- (growls)
- (tires screeching)
1852
01:13:02,309 --> 01:13:05,439
(shouting in Minionese)
1853
01:13:05,574 --> 01:13:07,808
(burbling)
1854
01:13:07,943 --> 01:13:10,451
- (engine puttering)
- Huh?
1855
01:13:18,025 --> 01:13:19,119
(grunts)
1856
01:13:24,532 --> 01:13:26,296
- (electrical crackling)
- Ah, no!
1857
01:13:26,432 --> 01:13:28,199
(speaking Minionese)
1858
01:13:28,334 --> 01:13:30,570
(muffled grunting)
1859
01:13:31,471 --> 01:13:33,705
(muffled grunting continues)
1860
01:13:37,212 --> 01:13:39,777
Ah (speaking Minionese)
1861
01:13:40,980 --> 01:13:43,418
- (speaking Minionese angrily)
- (switch clicking)
1862
01:13:45,185 --> 01:13:46,986
Ah (sighs)
1863
01:13:47,121 --> 01:13:48,121
(screams)
1864
01:13:48,155 --> 01:13:51,151
(both screaming)
1865
01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:53,456
Huh? Henry!
1866
01:13:53,592 --> 01:13:54,858
- (laughing)
- James!
1867
01:13:54,993 --> 01:13:56,508
- BOTH: Toot, toot!
- (Klaxon horn honking)
1868
01:13:56,532 --> 01:13:58,296
- (both laughing)
- (engine puttering)
1869
01:13:58,432 --> 01:14:00,565
- GREG: Minions!
- Huh?
1870
01:14:00,701 --> 01:14:02,534
- GOOMI: What?
- (shouting in Minionese)
1871
01:14:02,670 --> 01:14:04,597
(continues shouting in Minionese)
1872
01:14:04,732 --> 01:14:07,140
Mm, piñata!
1873
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,037
(grunts, speaks Minionese)
1874
01:14:10,077 --> 01:14:11,105
Huh?
1875
01:14:12,245 --> 01:14:13,343
(grunts weakly)
1876
01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:15,179
(shouting in Minionese)
1877
01:14:15,314 --> 01:14:17,551
(grunting)
1878
01:14:18,715 --> 01:14:20,713
(shouting in Minionese)
1879
01:14:20,849 --> 01:14:22,253
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
1880
01:14:22,389 --> 01:14:23,389
Click! Click! Click?
1881
01:14:23,491 --> 01:14:24,925
(growls, shouts in Minionese)
1882
01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:26,225
Yah! Yah!
1883
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:27,994
(shouts in Minionese)
1884
01:14:28,129 --> 01:14:29,326
(hammer squeaks)
1885
01:14:29,462 --> 01:14:31,697
(shouting in Minionese)
1886
01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:36,299
- (buzzing)
- (laughing)
1887
01:14:36,434 --> 01:14:37,903
(snapping)
1888
01:14:38,039 --> 01:14:39,104
Ow!
1889
01:14:39,239 --> 01:14:40,838
(groaning)
1890
01:14:42,278 --> 01:14:44,941
(speaks Minionese) Bazooka!
1891
01:14:47,114 --> 01:14:48,549
(grunts)
1892
01:14:50,051 --> 01:14:51,216
(grunts)
1893
01:14:51,352 --> 01:14:53,554
(muffled explosions)
1894
01:14:58,192 --> 01:15:00,753
(low bellowing)
1895
01:15:00,888 --> 01:15:03,458
(Minions cheering)
1896
01:15:03,594 --> 01:15:04,992
(gasps) James!
1897
01:15:05,128 --> 01:15:07,330
Looka, look a! (Speaks Minionese)
1898
01:15:07,465 --> 01:15:09,334
Go, go, go!
1899
01:15:09,470 --> 01:15:11,202
(grunts, speaks Minionese)
1900
01:15:11,337 --> 01:15:12,402
(laughing)
1901
01:15:12,538 --> 01:15:15,008
(cheering, laughing)
1902
01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:17,143
(burbling)
1903
01:15:17,278 --> 01:15:19,211
(Minions gasping)
1904
01:15:19,347 --> 01:15:21,516
(stammering, whimpering)
1905
01:15:26,386 --> 01:15:28,253
HENRY: Oh!
1906
01:15:28,389 --> 01:15:30,591
(shouting in Minionese)
1907
01:15:32,623 --> 01:15:33,853
(Minions yelling)
1908
01:15:33,989 --> 01:15:36,190
(James and Henry grunting)
1909
01:15:36,992 --> 01:15:39,027
(Goomi laughing maniacally)
1910
01:15:39,163 --> 01:15:41,730
Good game, fellas, but it's over.
1911
01:15:41,866 --> 01:15:44,499
Irene, take 'em all down!
1912
01:15:44,634 --> 01:15:46,436
(Goomi laughing)
1913
01:15:46,572 --> 01:15:48,668
(panicked shouting)
1914
01:15:48,803 --> 01:15:50,670
(whimpering)
1915
01:15:50,805 --> 01:15:53,013
(bellowing)
1916
01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:54,510
Uh, James.
1917
01:15:54,646 --> 01:15:56,650
(whimpering, yelps)
1918
01:15:59,187 --> 01:16:00,280
(bellowing)
1919
01:16:00,415 --> 01:16:02,135
(electrical crackling, electronic whooping)
1920
01:16:02,257 --> 01:16:03,987
MINIONS: Huh?
1921
01:16:04,122 --> 01:16:06,655
Ah, ah, what's happening? Who dares?
1922
01:16:06,790 --> 01:16:09,025
(electronic whooping)
1923
01:16:10,594 --> 01:16:12,792
I am Dort!
1924
01:16:12,927 --> 01:16:15,001
(Minions cheering)
1925
01:16:15,136 --> 01:16:15,896
Bravo!
1926
01:16:16,032 --> 01:16:19,205
Call off your attack, or else.
1927
01:16:19,341 --> 01:16:21,669
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?
1928
01:16:21,804 --> 01:16:23,536
We've got Irene!
1929
01:16:23,672 --> 01:16:25,046
Agreed.
1930
01:16:25,181 --> 01:16:28,046
But I've got.
1931
01:16:28,182 --> 01:16:30,710
Minions!
1932
01:16:30,845 --> 01:16:32,248
(Dick laughing)
1933
01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:33,780
Piñata!
1934
01:16:33,915 --> 01:16:35,854
(Minions shouting)
1935
01:16:38,523 --> 01:16:41,024
(screaming)
1936
01:16:42,595 --> 01:16:44,896
(panting, screaming)
1937
01:16:48,830 --> 01:16:50,633
(deep bellowing)
1938
01:16:50,768 --> 01:16:53,003
(screaming, grunting)
1939
01:16:56,376 --> 01:16:58,008
(yelling)
1940
01:16:59,643 --> 01:17:01,246
(Dick laughing)
1941
01:17:01,381 --> 01:17:02,984
(grunting)
1942
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,217
(gagging)
1943
01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:06,117
(speaking Minionese)
1944
01:17:06,253 --> 01:17:07,555
Uh, no.
1945
01:17:07,690 --> 01:17:08,796
- (grunting, gasps)
- (chicken squawks)
1946
01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:11,083
(speaking Minionese angrily)
1947
01:17:11,219 --> 01:17:12,522
- (screams)
- (spring boings)
1948
01:17:12,657 --> 01:17:14,359
(muffled shouting)
1949
01:17:14,494 --> 01:17:17,029
(panting, sighing)
1950
01:17:17,165 --> 01:17:17,857
Ah.
1951
01:17:17,992 --> 01:17:19,165
BOTH: Kanpai!
1952
01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:20,593
(grunting)
1953
01:17:20,729 --> 01:17:24,837
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
1954
01:17:25,735 --> 01:17:27,972
(deep bellowing)
1955
01:17:31,874 --> 01:17:34,880
(weapons whirring)
1956
01:17:38,253 --> 01:17:40,886
♪♪
1957
01:17:46,528 --> 01:17:48,526
(Howard and Phillips crying)
1958
01:17:48,662 --> 01:17:51,061
GOOMI (sobbing): Irene!
1959
01:17:51,928 --> 01:17:53,263
JAMES: Hey, Goomi!
1960
01:17:53,399 --> 01:17:54,433
Huh?
1961
01:17:54,569 --> 01:17:56,902
(sighs, speaks Minionese)
1962
01:17:58,474 --> 01:17:59,906
- Huh?
- GOOMI: Oh, no.
1963
01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:01,780
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
- (Phillips and Howard gasping)
1964
01:18:01,804 --> 01:18:02,804
No, no, no, no!
1965
01:18:02,871 --> 01:18:05,105
Undo la spell a.
1966
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,610
- Command-Zed!
- (screams)
1967
01:18:07,745 --> 01:18:08,974
Run for it, boys!
1968
01:18:09,110 --> 01:18:11,218
JAMES: Undo!
1969
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:13,649
(panting, screaming)
1970
01:18:13,785 --> 01:18:15,718
(panicked shouting)
1971
01:18:15,854 --> 01:18:18,651
JAMES: Command-Zed!
1972
01:18:18,787 --> 01:18:22,158
Don't you dare lock me in there again, or I'm gonna.
1973
01:18:23,961 --> 01:18:26,294
(Minions laughing and cheering)
1974
01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:30,203
(laughs) Dick!
1975
01:18:30,338 --> 01:18:31,371
Tú le best a.
1976
01:18:31,506 --> 01:18:33,001
No, Greg. Tú le best a.
1977
01:18:33,136 --> 01:18:35,336
- DICK: Ah. Oh!
- (laughing)
1978
01:18:36,311 --> 01:18:37,439
(laughing)
1979
01:18:37,575 --> 01:18:38,575
Oh.
1980
01:18:38,675 --> 01:18:40,446
(crying)
1981
01:18:40,582 --> 01:18:42,915
DEBBIE: Dort! Dort!
1982
01:18:44,319 --> 01:18:46,050
Oh, Debbie!
1983
01:18:47,116 --> 01:18:48,415
OLIVIA: Yes, indeed.
1984
01:18:48,550 --> 01:18:51,822
The day and Earth itself was saved.
1985
01:18:51,957 --> 01:18:53,556
All was right in the world.
1986
01:18:53,692 --> 01:18:54,692
(Minions gasp)
1987
01:18:54,792 --> 01:18:56,226
And get this.
1988
01:18:56,362 --> 01:18:58,827
- Ed had never stopped filming.
- (camera rattling)
1989
01:18:58,963 --> 01:19:00,827
(Henry and James cheering)
1990
01:19:00,962 --> 01:19:02,832
(laughing)
1991
01:19:02,968 --> 01:19:04,402
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
1992
01:19:04,537 --> 01:19:06,240
(laughing)
1993
01:19:07,009 --> 01:19:10,041
OLIVIA: And so, after months of hard work,
1994
01:19:10,177 --> 01:19:12,780
and with the help of all of his buddies,
1995
01:19:12,915 --> 01:19:15,612
James had made his dream come true.
1996
01:19:15,747 --> 01:19:18,683
He had done it.
1997
01:19:18,819 --> 01:19:21,855
He had finally made his movie.
1998
01:19:25,288 --> 01:19:27,894
(Minions laughing over speakers)
1999
01:19:28,696 --> 01:19:30,262
And let me tell you,
2000
01:19:30,397 --> 01:19:34,128
watching the movie play with a theater full of people,
2001
01:19:34,263 --> 01:19:38,037
there was truly nothing better.
2002
01:19:38,172 --> 01:19:40,405
- (cheering and applause)
- (chanting): James! James!
2003
01:19:40,541 --> 01:19:41,708
James! James!
2004
01:19:41,844 --> 01:19:45,371
James! James! James! James! James!
2005
01:19:45,507 --> 01:19:47,947
(cheering and applause continue)
2006
01:19:48,914 --> 01:19:51,251
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.
2007
01:19:51,386 --> 01:19:52,820
Bank you.
2008
01:19:53,652 --> 01:19:55,188
Bank you.
2009
01:19:55,323 --> 01:19:56,920
Bravo!
2010
01:19:57,055 --> 01:19:59,392
I'm so proud of you, James!
2011
01:19:59,527 --> 01:20:00,627
Oh, xiè xie.
2012
01:20:00,762 --> 01:20:02,054
DORT: Fantastic work, Minions.
2013
01:20:02,190 --> 01:20:04,563
That was incredible.
2014
01:20:04,699 --> 01:20:06,663
Fun for the whole family.
2015
01:20:06,798 --> 01:20:08,664
(speaks Minionese)
2016
01:20:08,799 --> 01:20:13,808
OLIVIA: And the evening just
kept getting better and better.
2017
01:20:14,672 --> 01:20:16,239
Uh
2018
01:20:18,413 --> 01:20:20,480
(gasps) Uh.
2019
01:20:20,615 --> 01:20:22,881
(laughs) Whoo-hoo-hoo!
2020
01:20:23,016 --> 01:20:24,779
- (laughing)
- Bank you, Henry.
2021
01:20:24,914 --> 01:20:26,381
(both laughing)
2022
01:20:27,356 --> 01:20:28,916
♪♪
2023
01:20:29,051 --> 01:20:30,552
(cheering wildly)
2024
01:20:30,688 --> 01:20:33,322
OLIVIA: Oh, was it a glorious, beautiful moment
2025
01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:36,263
that none of them would ever forget.
2026
01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:37,090
(Dick sobbing)
2027
01:20:37,225 --> 01:20:39,125
They had done it.
2028
01:20:39,261 --> 01:20:43,231
The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity.
2029
01:20:43,367 --> 01:20:45,600
And even though it took a long time
2030
01:20:45,735 --> 01:20:49,804
and it wasn't always easy, they came out on top.
2031
01:20:49,939 --> 01:20:51,542
As a group.
2032
01:20:51,677 --> 01:20:53,280
As a tribe.
2033
01:20:53,415 --> 01:20:55,075
As friends.
2034
01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:57,412
ATTENDEES: Aw!
2035
01:20:58,282 --> 01:20:59,445
- Cut!
- (stage bell ringing)
2036
01:20:59,581 --> 01:21:01,717
The movie is finito! Bank you, toda!
2037
01:21:01,852 --> 01:21:03,588
Bank you!
2038
01:21:03,723 --> 01:21:06,030
- (cheering, happy chattering)
- (“Hooray for Hollywood” plays)
2039
01:21:06,054 --> 01:21:07,256
Hey, hey.
2040
01:21:07,391 --> 01:21:09,394
- Bank you!
- DORT: Way to go, Minions.
2041
01:21:09,530 --> 01:21:11,857
- Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
- (thudding footsteps)
2042
01:21:11,993 --> 01:21:13,129
(yelps)
2043
01:21:13,265 --> 01:21:15,932
- HENRY: Hey!
- (Cyclops laughing)
2044
01:21:16,068 --> 01:21:17,767
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
2045
01:21:17,903 --> 01:21:19,572
(children laughing)
2046
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,837
(Minions shouting happily)
2047
01:21:21,973 --> 01:21:23,237
(speaking Minionese)
2048
01:21:23,372 --> 01:21:24,712
- Thank you.
- (cork pops)
2049
01:21:24,847 --> 01:21:26,217
- (Henry and James laughing)
- Whoo!
2050
01:21:26,241 --> 01:21:27,880
(James speaks Minionese)
2051
01:21:28,016 --> 01:21:29,846
- Hey. (Chuckles)
- Come here, come here.
2052
01:21:29,982 --> 01:21:32,145
(speaks Minionese, laughs)
2053
01:21:32,281 --> 01:21:34,354
(Henry speaking Minionese)
2054
01:21:34,489 --> 01:21:35,721
Bank you, Floyd!
2055
01:21:35,857 --> 01:21:37,524
(speaking Minionese excitedly)
2056
01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:38,660
- Aw.
- (laughing)
2057
01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:40,123
(Minionese baby talk)
2058
01:21:40,259 --> 01:21:42,860
- Eh, James, tapioca?
- (laughing)
2059
01:21:42,995 --> 01:21:45,728
- Tapioca.
- Credits!
2060
01:21:45,863 --> 01:21:48,100
♪♪
2061
01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:06,883
STUART: Ooh.
2062
01:22:07,019 --> 01:22:09,220
- (laughing)
- Eh.
2063
01:22:09,355 --> 01:22:11,655
- (dog sniffing)
- STUART: Hey, hey, Mini Boss.
2064
01:22:11,790 --> 01:22:12,857
(chuckles)
2065
01:22:12,992 --> 01:22:15,160
(speaking foreign language)
2066
01:22:16,095 --> 01:22:18,031
- (barks, snarls)
- (screaming)
2067
01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:20,999
- (snarling)
- (Stuart and Kevin laughing)
2068
01:22:21,135 --> 01:22:22,497
- (snarling continues)
- (yelping)
2069
01:22:22,632 --> 01:22:25,031
- (Gru and Minions screaming)
- (snarling)
2070
01:22:25,166 --> 01:22:27,436
♪♪
2071
01:22:35,443 --> 01:22:38,880
(speaking foreign language)
2072
01:22:39,015 --> 01:22:40,955
(gasping)
2073
01:22:41,988 --> 01:22:43,686
(echoing): Whoa!
2074
01:22:43,821 --> 01:22:45,120
Bello?
2075
01:22:45,255 --> 01:22:47,058
Stuart, help a con la book a.
2076
01:22:47,193 --> 01:22:49,623
Uh (speaking foreign language)
2077
01:22:50,325 --> 01:22:51,764
(Dr. Nefario yelling)
2078
01:22:51,899 --> 01:22:54,100
(speaking foreign language)
2079
01:22:55,498 --> 01:22:57,503
Ah, uh, uh (speaking Minionese)
2080
01:22:57,638 --> 01:22:59,201
(grunting)
2081
01:22:59,336 --> 01:23:00,634
- Ow! Ow! Ooh!
- (squeaking)
2082
01:23:00,769 --> 01:23:03,076
- Stop! Hey, stop it!
- (Minions laughing)
2083
01:23:03,908 --> 01:23:06,112
♪♪
2084
01:23:14,390 --> 01:23:15,390
Eh?
2085
01:23:15,417 --> 01:23:17,717
(speaking foreign language)
2086
01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:21,057
Uh -(speaking Minionese)
2087
01:23:21,192 --> 01:23:23,657
Ah. (Speaking foreign language)
2088
01:23:25,028 --> 01:23:26,730
♪♪
2089
01:23:26,865 --> 01:23:28,801
(laughing)
2090
01:23:28,936 --> 01:23:30,902
(laughing, shouting happily)
2091
01:23:31,037 --> 01:23:33,271
(lighthearted music playing)
2092
01:23:34,573 --> 01:23:37,876
(dramatic orchestra music plays and choir sings)
2093
01:23:38,011 --> 01:23:40,245
(lighthearted music resumes)
2094
01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:43,583
(laughing)
2095
01:23:43,718 --> 01:23:45,015
Ooh, look a, look a!
2096
01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:47,017
(speaking foreign language)
2097
01:23:47,153 --> 01:23:48,554
- (deep growling)
- (gasping)
2098
01:23:48,689 --> 01:23:49,689
(laughing)
2099
01:23:49,756 --> 01:23:51,219
(bellowing)
2100
01:23:51,354 --> 01:23:53,093
(shouting happily, laughing)
2101
01:23:53,228 --> 01:23:54,861
Come here, come here! (Speaks Minionese)
2102
01:23:54,996 --> 01:23:57,262
- (giggling)
- (deep laughter)
2103
01:23:58,028 --> 01:24:00,232
♪♪
2104
01:24:08,302 --> 01:24:09,570
(laughing)
2105
01:24:09,706 --> 01:24:12,178
(speaking foreign language) Kitty Gru!
2106
01:24:13,141 --> 01:24:14,173
Rawr.
2107
01:24:14,308 --> 01:24:16,644
(laughing)
2108
01:24:16,779 --> 01:24:19,849
(speaking foreign language) Sheepy Gru!
2109
01:24:19,984 --> 01:24:20,984
Baa (grunts)
2110
01:24:21,117 --> 01:24:22,184
(laughing)
2111
01:24:22,319 --> 01:24:23,618
Ooh, ooh. (Speaks Minionese)
2112
01:24:23,753 --> 01:24:26,291
(speaking foreign language) Penguin Gru!
2113
01:24:27,226 --> 01:24:29,260
- (squawks)
- (laughing)
2114
01:24:29,396 --> 01:24:31,991
(speaking foreign language) Piggy Gru!
2115
01:24:32,127 --> 01:24:33,127
(oinks)
2116
01:24:33,228 --> 01:24:35,096
(laughing)
2117
01:24:35,232 --> 01:24:36,833
(speaking Minionese)
2118
01:24:36,968 --> 01:24:38,836
(clears throat)
2119
01:24:38,972 --> 01:24:40,234
(laughs sheepishly)
2120
01:24:40,370 --> 01:24:42,076
(speaks foreign language)
2121
01:24:43,612 --> 01:24:45,508
(screaming)
2122
01:24:46,608 --> 01:24:48,812
- (laughing)
- (oinking)
2123
01:24:48,947 --> 01:24:51,184
♪♪
2124
01:25:20,913 --> 01:25:23,150
♪♪
2125
01:25:52,681 --> 01:25:54,709
♪♪
2126
01:26:23,976 --> 01:26:26,213
♪♪
2127
01:26:41,829 --> 01:26:43,857
♪♪
2128
01:26:56,371 --> 01:26:58,608
♪♪
2129
01:27:28,238 --> 01:27:30,475
♪♪
2130
01:28:00,809 --> 01:28:02,837
♪♪
2131
01:28:22,129 --> 01:28:24,364
(soprano singing aria)
2132
01:28:53,821 --> 01:28:56,055
(soprano continues singing)
2133
01:29:26,392 --> 01:29:28,626
(soprano continues singing)
2134
01:29:34,265 --> 01:29:36,502
(carrying note)
2135
01:29:45,514 --> 01:29:47,744
(voice squeaking, note continues off-key)
2136
01:29:50,112 --> 01:29:52,313
- (Minion coughing hoarsely)
- (music ends)
2137
01:29:52,448 --> 01:29:53,915
(sighs heavily)